Eatductive

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When you make your day extra good by shoving your face full of your favorite snack while your friends laugh at you like you’re a silly kid.
I ate six burgers and my friend took a video of me crying from happiness.
My mom called me and I was eating pizza with my homies and I said 'I’m not coming home.'
I got a promotion and I celebrated by eating all the cake and then fell asleep on the floor.
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When you turn your day into a food festival just to annoy your friends and yourself.
I ate three pies and my friend said I was going to explode.
I got a new job and I spent all my money on burgers and fries.
I called my homie and said, 'I’m eating pizza until I die.'
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When you eat so much you forget your name and your friends think you’re a monster.
I ate a whole cake and my friend said I looked like a monster.
I ate so much I could barely walk and my homie laughed at me.
I ate pizza until I couldn’t speak and my friend took a picture of me.
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When you make your day extra awesome by stuffing your mouth full of food like you’re trying to win a contest.
I ate so much I could barely breathe and my friend said I looked like a champ.
I had a bad day and I ate all my snacks and then my homie said I was happy again.
I ate so much I got a stomachache and my friend said it was worth it.
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When you eat your favorite food with your friends and it feels like you’re in heaven but you’re also a bit gross.
I ate ice cream with my homie and we both looked like angels but also like messes.
I had a pizza party and it was so good I forgot my name.
I ate cake and my friend said I looked like a unicorn.
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When you turn your day into a food party just to make your friends laugh and yourself happy.
I ate so much I had to sit down and my friend said I looked like a king.
I had a bad day and I ate all my snacks and my friend said I was back to normal.
I ate pizza and my homie took a picture of me and said I looked like a hero.
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