Eatboltz
Someone who’s so bad at life, they make bad decisions on purpose. They eat veggies and think they’re a king. They could be a beast but they’re just a blob.
My neighbor is an Eatboltz. He eats broccoli and thinks he’s a superhero.
My brother is an Eatboltz. He turned my video game into a vegetable salad.
My teacher is an Eatboltz. She gave me a D and called it a gift.