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padunker
a guy who gets a blow job while the other guy is on the toilet and doesn't even flinch
He was getting head while I was on the toilet. He didn't even blink.
I got head while he was shitting. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padunker
someone who gets a face full of business while the other person is crapping their pants
He was getting head while I was crapping my pants. It was a mess.
I got head while he was clogging the toilet. It was a disaster.
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padunkadunk
the trash you keep in your trunk. also known as your butt, or your ass. the kind of butt that makes you wish you had a back seat to hide from.
My cousin’s padunkadunk is so big, it’s got a zip code.
She showed me her padunkadunk and I got a 10 out of 10.
My dog peed on my padunkadunk and now I’m out of luck.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padunkadunk
when you got so much junk in your trunk, it’s like a whole warehouse back there. you can sit on it, slap it, and ride it like a rollercoaster.
He’s got a padunkadunk so big, it could hold a whole pizza party.
I saw his padunkadunk and I knew he was the king of the butt.
She took a nap on his padunkadunk and didn’t move for three hours.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padunkadunk
a behind so big, you could balance a drink on it and not spill a drop. the kind of behind that makes you want to take a bite.
Her padunkadunk is like a mountain. You can climb it.
I put my coffee on his padunkadunk and it didn’t even shake.
My sister’s padunkadunk is so big, it has its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padunkadunk
a behind so big, you can see it from the front. they made a song about it. you can put a tea cup on it and not spill a drop. it’s not that gross saggy butt stuff. it’s round and cool.
That girl’s padunkadunk is so big, it’s got a spotlight on it.
He put a tea cup on his padunkadunk and it stayed there like a champ.
I saw that guy’s padunkadunk and I knew he had a whole album about it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padungski
A padungski is a smelly, brainless blob that walks around and makes you want to punch them. Use it on anyone who acts like they’re the king of the world, but they’re not.
My cousin thinks he’s the best at Fortnite. He’s a padungski.
My dog just ate my homework. He’s a padungski.
My teacher called me a padungski for not doing my math.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padungski
A padungski is a person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just loud and dumb. Use it on people who talk too much, wake you up at 2 a. m., or think they’re a rapper.
My neighbour blasts his music at 1 a. m. He’s a padungski.
My friend thinks he’s a rapper. He’s a padungski.
My little brother called me a padungski for losing a video game.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padumpadump
a huge ass butt from someone who eats too much fried chicken
My cousin's padumpadump is so big, it looks like it has its own ZIP code.
That girl’s padumpadump is like a full meal in one seat.
He tried to fit in the car, but his padumpadump had to take a separate taxi.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padumpadump
the reason why your pants always rip on the bus
My padumpadump ripped my pants when the bus hit a pothole.
She was laughing so hard, her padumpadump made a new hole in her jeans.
That guy’s padumpadump is so big, it caused a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padumpadump
the body part that makes you look like a doughnut
My padumpadump is round like a doughnut, and I’m proud of it.
She’s got a padumpadump so big, it could hold a whole bagel shop.
That man’s padumpadump is so big, it’s like a bakery exploded inside him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padumpadump
the reason you can’t sit down anywhere without causing chaos
He tried to sit down, and his padumpadump made the chair scream.
That woman’s padumpadump is so big, it caused a minor earthquake.
I sat next to him, and his padumpadump made my seat look tiny.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padumpadump
the body part that could win a wrestling match
Her padumpadump is so strong, it could wrestle a bear.
That guy’s padumpadump is like a superhero’s butt.
My padumpadump is so powerful, it could take down a whole gym.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padumpadump
the reason why your seat is always taken
His padumpadump is so big, it takes up two seats.
That woman’s padumpadump is so big, it’s like she brought a whole couch with her.
I tried to sit down, but his padumpadump had already claimed my spot.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padump
a stinkin' dump of a town near las vegas that's actually called pahrump. the only reason anyone goes there is because the whores don't need a license, but they're all just average and you can get better at the bar if you're not too drunk
i went to padump and got stuck with a 40-year-old hooker who smelled like old pizza
my friend said the brothels are legal there, so i went and got stuck with a hooker who looked like she had a cat for a roommate
i tried to get laid in padump and ended up buying a beer from a guy who looked like he had never left the desert
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padump
a piece of sh*t town near las vegas that's really called pahrump. the only good thing is the whores don't need a permit, but they're all just okay and the bar has better people if you're not too high
i went to padump and got a hooker who looked like she'd been sitting in a hot car for a week
my cousin went to padump and got stuck with a hooker who had more hair than sense
i tried to get laid in padump and ended up getting a beer from a guy who looked like he'd been living in the desert for decades
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padump
a smelly town west of las vegas that's really called pahrump. the only reason people go there is because the whores don't need a license, but they're all just meh and the bar has better people if you're not too wasted
i went to padump and got stuck with a hooker who smelled like old cheese and regret
my friend went to padump and ended up with a hooker who looked like she had never seen the inside of a shower
i went to padump and ended up getting a beer from a guy who looked like he'd been living in the desert since the 80s
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padult
When a dog is too old to be cute but still too young to be respected.
My dog is a padult now. He still chases squirrels but also complains about the carpet.
She used to bark at the mailman. Now she just stares at him like he owes her money.
He still eats my shoes, but now he does it with a side of judgment.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padult
A dog that is neither a pup nor a full-grown dog. It's like being a teenager but for dogs and also slightly gross.
My dog is a padult. He still pees on the couch but now he also pees on my laptop.
He used to chew my backpack. Now he chews my backpack and also my feelings.
He still runs away from the vacuum, but now he also yells at it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padult
A dog that is stuck in the middle. It’s not a pup, it’s not an adult, and it definitely isn’t ready for retirement.
My dog is a padult. He still barks at the neighbors but now he also barks at my mom.
He used to nap in the sun. Now he naps in the sun and also judges my life choices.
He still eats my food. Now he also eats my food and also eats my dignity.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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