padump
a piece of sh*t town near las vegas that's really called pahrump. the only good thing is the whores don't need a permit, but they're all just okay and the bar has better people if you're not too high
i went to padump and got a hooker who looked like she'd been sitting in a hot car for a week
my cousin went to padump and got stuck with a hooker who had more hair than sense
i tried to get laid in padump and ended up getting a beer from a guy who looked like he'd been living in the desert for decades