padump

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a stinkin' dump of a town near las vegas that's actually called pahrump. the only reason anyone goes there is because the whores don't need a license, but they're all just average and you can get better at the bar if you're not too drunk

i went to padump and got stuck with a 40-year-old hooker who smelled like old pizza

my friend said the brothels are legal there, so i went and got stuck with a hooker who looked like she had a cat for a roommate

i tried to get laid in padump and ended up buying a beer from a guy who looked like he had never left the desert

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a piece of sh*t town near las vegas that's really called pahrump. the only good thing is the whores don't need a permit, but they're all just okay and the bar has better people if you're not too high

i went to padump and got a hooker who looked like she'd been sitting in a hot car for a week

my cousin went to padump and got stuck with a hooker who had more hair than sense

i tried to get laid in padump and ended up getting a beer from a guy who looked like he'd been living in the desert for decades

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a smelly town west of las vegas that's really called pahrump. the only reason people go there is because the whores don't need a license, but they're all just meh and the bar has better people if you're not too wasted

i went to padump and got stuck with a hooker who smelled like old cheese and regret

my friend went to padump and ended up with a hooker who looked like she had never seen the inside of a shower

i went to padump and ended up getting a beer from a guy who looked like he'd been living in the desert since the 80s

by Slangipedia 8h ago