padump
a smelly town west of las vegas that's really called pahrump. the only reason people go there is because the whores don't need a license, but they're all just meh and the bar has better people if you're not too wasted
i went to padump and got stuck with a hooker who smelled like old cheese and regret
my friend went to padump and ended up with a hooker who looked like she had never seen the inside of a shower
i went to padump and ended up getting a beer from a guy who looked like he'd been living in the desert since the 80s