padump
a stinkin' dump of a town near las vegas that's actually called pahrump. the only reason anyone goes there is because the whores don't need a license, but they're all just average and you can get better at the bar if you're not too drunk
i went to padump and got stuck with a 40-year-old hooker who smelled like old pizza
my friend said the brothels are legal there, so i went and got stuck with a hooker who looked like she had a cat for a roommate
i tried to get laid in padump and ended up buying a beer from a guy who looked like he had never left the desert