padult
A dog that is stuck in the middle. It’s not a pup, it’s not an adult, and it definitely isn’t ready for retirement.
My dog is a padult. He still barks at the neighbors but now he also barks at my mom.
He used to nap in the sun. Now he naps in the sun and also judges my life choices.
He still eats my food. Now he also eats my food and also eats my dignity.