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paduse
A paduse is a giant idiot who thinks crack is a sport and calls everyone a f***ing idiot.
He walked into a wall while high and yelled, 'This wall just challenged me to a duel!'
He tried to talk to the pizza delivery guy and called him 'f***ing royalty.'
He tried to rap about his hair and it sounded like a goat screaming.
paduse
A paduse is a human trash can who eats crack and farts out dumbness.
He tried to explain the meaning of life and said it was 'f***ing pizza.'
He walked into a store and asked for 'the f***ing crack of dawn.'
He tried to flirt with a cop and called him 'the f***ing crack king.'
paduse
A paduse is a brain-dead man who thinks the world is made of crack and f***ing insults.
He said the sun was 'a f***ing crack light.'
He told a kid to 'f***ing shut up or I'll eat you.'
He tried to fight a vending machine and yelled, 'You're a f***ing crack thief!'
paduse
A paduse is a man who eats crack and spits out nonsense and calls everyone a f***ing idiot.
He told his mom, 'You're a f***ing crack disaster.'
He tried to explain math and said it was 'f***ing crack geometry.'
He tried to talk to a chicken and called it 'the f***ing crack chicken.'
paduse
A paduse is a man who thinks crack is food and f***ing insults are a way of life.
He said, 'I ate f***ing crack for breakfast.'
He told a teacher, 'You're a f***ing crack problem.'
He tried to sing and it sounded like a f***ing crack explosion.
padupa
The backside of a human. Also known as the butt, the posterior, or the thing you show when you sit down like a champ.
My uncle's padupa is so big, it has its own zip code.
She showed her padupa to the whole class. No one forgot that day.
He got in trouble for throwing a sandwich at the principal's padupa.
padupa
The part of your body you use to sit, stand, and sometimes even walk. Also called the butt, the rear, or the reason you're not a superhero.
That guy's padupa is so big, it could hold a whole pizza party.
She texted me a photo of her padupa. I blocked her.
He insulted my padupa in front of my mom. I almost cried.
padupa
The back part of a person. Also known as the butt, the posterior, or the thing you show when you're being silly.
My brother's padupa is so big, it could be a planet.
She sat on my padupa during the movie. I almost died.
He drew a mustache on my padupa. It was the worst day ever.
padupa
The part of your body you use to sit, stand, and sometimes even walk. Also called the butt, the rear, or the reason you're not a superhero.
That guy's padupa is so big, it could hold a whole pizza party.
She texted me a photo of her padupa. I blocked her.
He insulted my padupa in front of my mom. I almost cried.
padupa
The backside of a person. Also known as the butt, the rear, or the thing you show when you're being silly.
My padupa is so big, it could be a planet.
She sat on my padupa during the movie. I almost died.
He drew a mustache on my padupa. It was the worst day ever.
padunkle
a smelly mess made when you play padiddle and see a car with a broken tail light instead of a headlight
I saw a car with a broken tail light and screamed padunkle!
He saw a car with a broken light and called me a padunkle.
She called me a padunkle because I was looking at a car with a broken light.
padunkle
a stupid move when you play padiddle and see a car with a broken light on the back
I made a stupid move and yelled padunkle at the car.
He saw a broken light and made a stupid move called padunkle.
She said I made a stupid move called padunkle.
padunkle
a bad habit when you play padiddle and see a car with a broken light
I have a bad habit of yelling padunkle when I see a broken light.
He has a bad habit of calling me a padunkle.
She said I have a bad habit of padunkle.
padunkle
a silly call when you play padiddle and see a car with a broken tail light
I made a silly call and said padunkle.
He called me a padunkle when I saw a broken light.
She made a silly call and said padunkle.
padunkle
a dumb move you make when you play padiddle and see a car with a broken light
I made a dumb move called padunkle.
He made a dumb move called padunkle.
She said I made a dumb move called padunkle.
padunkle
a stupid yell when you play padiddle and see a car with a broken light
I yelled padunkle because I saw a broken light.
He yelled padunkle at me for no reason.
She yelled padunkle and I got annoyed.
padunker
a guy who gets a blow job while the other guy is taking a dump and doesn't even flinch
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He didn’t even look up.
I got head while he pooped. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
He was eating a burrito and getting head at the same time. I was confused.
padunker
a person who gets a head job while the other person is crapping their pants
He was getting head while I was shitting my pants. It was a disaster.
I got head while he was clogging the toilet. It was a mess.
He was getting head and I was on the toilet. It was the most awkward thing ever.
padunker
somebody who gets a face full of business while the other guy is doing his business
He was getting head while I was doing my business. I was like, 'This is gross.'
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
I got head while he was doing his business. I was confused.
padunker
a person who gets a head job while the other guy is on the toilet like it's a normal thing
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He didn't even care.
I got head while he was pooping like it was nothing.
He was doing his business and I was getting head. It was like a normal thing.
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