paduse

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A paduse is a giant idiot who thinks crack is a sport and calls everyone a f***ing idiot.

He walked into a wall while high and yelled, 'This wall just challenged me to a duel!'

He tried to talk to the pizza delivery guy and called him 'f***ing royalty.'

He tried to rap about his hair and it sounded like a goat screaming.

A paduse is a human trash can who eats crack and farts out dumbness.

He tried to explain the meaning of life and said it was 'f***ing pizza.'

He walked into a store and asked for 'the f***ing crack of dawn.'

He tried to flirt with a cop and called him 'the f***ing crack king.'

A paduse is a brain-dead man who thinks the world is made of crack and f***ing insults.

He said the sun was 'a f***ing crack light.'

He told a kid to 'f***ing shut up or I'll eat you.'

He tried to fight a vending machine and yelled, 'You're a f***ing crack thief!'

A paduse is a man who eats crack and spits out nonsense and calls everyone a f***ing idiot.

He told his mom, 'You're a f***ing crack disaster.'

He tried to explain math and said it was 'f***ing crack geometry.'

He tried to talk to a chicken and called it 'the f***ing crack chicken.'

A paduse is a man who thinks crack is food and f***ing insults are a way of life.

He said, 'I ate f***ing crack for breakfast.'

He told a teacher, 'You're a f***ing crack problem.'

He tried to sing and it sounded like a f***ing crack explosion.