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padula
A kid who guzzles alcohol like it's water and then acts like it's cool.
I drank six beers before school and still passed math.
She chugged a whole bottle of wine and then tried to dance.
He passed out in the hallway and still got a lunch detention.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padula
You gotta be bald. Then you eat a woman’s ass. She poops on your head. Then you shove your face up her snatch.
I had to eat my cousin’s ass and she pooped on my head in front of everyone.
He stuck his head up my grandma’s snatch and it was legendary.
She pooped on my head and I cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padula
A super nice guy with a big family and genes that are out of control. He helps people but sometimes yells at them.
He gave me a candy bar and then yelled at me for not doing my homework.
He helped me with math but then told me I was a failure.
He gave me his lunch but then called me a loser.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padula
When you throw the ball up for a serve but don’t actually hit it with the racket.
I threw the ball up and just stood there like an idiot.
He missed the ball and it hit the wall.
She threw the ball and then walked away like it was nothing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padula
The hottest guy in school who scored a touchdown and thinks he’s a god. He’s got a big Italian cock and he’s on creatine.
He flexed in the hallway and I passed out.
He scored a touchdown and then flexed for the whole school.
He’s got a big cock and he’s on creatine, which is extra cool.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padula
A guy who’s super popular and thinks he’s a legend. He’s got a big Italian cock and he’s on creatine.
He thinks he’s a legend and he flexes in the hallway.
He’s got a big cock and he’s on creatine, which is extra cool.
He scored a touchdown and then flexed for the whole school.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padula
A hole. A snatch. A place where things go in and come out.
I went in her snatch and it was cool.
He called it a hole and I laughed.
She said it was a snatch and I asked what that meant.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padukes
The worst version of your dad. Like if he was stuck in a blender and came out as a smelly mess.
'You’re a paduke, and I’m not even mad.'
'Paduke, stop yelling at the TV.'
'Why do you call him a paduke? He’s not even your dad.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padukes
A loud, smelly gas that makes you want to run away and never come back.
'I ate three tacos and let out a paduke so big, my dog ran out of the room.'
'He said he’d bring a paduke to the meeting. He didn’t. He brought a whole family.'
'I’m not going to the party. I just let out a paduke.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padukes
A hot girl who makes you feel like you just won the lottery, but you still have to deal with your paduke.
'That girl in class is a paduke. I’m going to ask her out.'
'He’s got a paduke and a paduke. I’m confused.'
'I saw a paduke at the store and I had to follow her.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
paduhdeduta
a paduhdeduta is when you throw your junk at a girl like she owes you money
I did a paduhdeduta in the hallway because she laughed at my bad joke
He did a paduhdeduta during lunch because she said his hair was a disaster
She got a paduhdeduta in the face when he thought it was a game
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
paduhdeduta
a paduhdeduta is when you hit a girl so hard her teeth try to escape
He did a paduhdeduta so hard her milk came out of her nose
She got a paduhdeduta during a math test because she didn't pay attention
I did a paduhdeduta when she called my mom a bad name
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
paduhdeduta
a paduhdeduta is when you punch a girl so fast she thinks it's a video game
He did a paduhdeduta in the gym because she said he was weak
She got a paduhdeduta during a dance party because she wouldn't take his hand
I did a paduhdeduta when he said my mom was ugly
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
paduhdeduta
a paduhdeduta is when you slap a girl so hard her ears turn red
He did a paduhdeduta in the cafeteria because she said his lunch was gross
She got a paduhdeduta during a group project because she wouldn't help
I did a paduhdeduta when he said my dog was a bad dog
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
paduhdeduta
a paduhdeduta is when you hit a girl so hard she thinks it's a karate class
He did a paduhdeduta in the library because she said he was loud
She got a paduhdeduta during a spelling bee because she didn't spell it right
I did a paduhdeduta when he said my mom was a bad singer
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padudeedoo
The stuff you were born with and wish you could hide from your mom.
My cousin told me his padudeedoo was on fire. I asked why. He said his mom was cooking.
I got a 100 on my math test. My padudeedoo got a 50.
My dog peed on my padudeedoo. I cried.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padudeedoo
The reason you're here, the reason you're cursed, and the reason you're sometimes late to class.
My padudeedoo was singing in the shower. I had to turn it off.
I told my padudeedoo to stop talking. It didn't listen.
My padudeedoo was doing homework. I was doing nothing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padudeedoo
The thing you wish you could mail to your enemy and charge them for.
I sent my padudeedoo to the moon. It came back with a snack.
My padudeedoo was mad at me. It wouldn't talk to me.
I took a picture of my padudeedoo. It was a bad photo.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padudeedoo
The reason you're sometimes distracted, sometimes late, and sometimes just plain weird.
My padudeedoo was fighting with my dog. I had to break it up.
I asked my padudeedoo if it wanted pizza. It said no.
My padudeedoo was watching TV. I had to do my homework.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padudeedoo
The thing you were born with and never asked for, but you still have to deal with.
I told my padudeedoo to stop making noise. It kept going.
My padudeedoo was wearing my socks. I was wearing nothing.
I got a sticker for my padudeedoo. It didn't care.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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