Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stuff you were born with and wish you could hide from your mom.

My cousin told me his padudeedoo was on fire. I asked why. He said his mom was cooking.

I got a 100 on my math test. My padudeedoo got a 50.

My dog peed on my padudeedoo. I cried.

2

The reason you're here, the reason you're cursed, and the reason you're sometimes late to class.

My padudeedoo was singing in the shower. I had to turn it off.

I told my padudeedoo to stop talking. It didn't listen.

My padudeedoo was doing homework. I was doing nothing.

3

The thing you wish you could mail to your enemy and charge them for.

I sent my padudeedoo to the moon. It came back with a snack.

My padudeedoo was mad at me. It wouldn't talk to me.

I took a picture of my padudeedoo. It was a bad photo.

4

The reason you're sometimes distracted, sometimes late, and sometimes just plain weird.

My padudeedoo was fighting with my dog. I had to break it up.

I asked my padudeedoo if it wanted pizza. It said no.

My padudeedoo was watching TV. I had to do my homework.

5

The thing you were born with and never asked for, but you still have to deal with.

I told my padudeedoo to stop making noise. It kept going.

My padudeedoo was wearing my socks. I was wearing nothing.

I got a sticker for my padudeedoo. It didn't care.

6

The thing you're stuck with for life, and sometimes it's a little bit weird.

I told my padudeedoo it was ugly. It didn't like that.

My padudeedoo was wearing my hat. I had to wear a sock.

I asked my padudeedoo what it wanted for lunch. It said snacks.