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The worst version of your dad. Like if he was stuck in a blender and came out as a smelly mess.
'You’re a paduke, and I’m not even mad.'
'Paduke, stop yelling at the TV.'
'Why do you call him a paduke? He’s not even your dad.'
padukes
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A loud, smelly gas that makes you want to run away and never come back.
'I ate three tacos and let out a paduke so big, my dog ran out of the room.'
'He said he’d bring a paduke to the meeting. He didn’t. He brought a whole family.'
'I’m not going to the party. I just let out a paduke.'
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A hot girl who makes you feel like you just won the lottery, but you still have to deal with your paduke.
'That girl in class is a paduke. I’m going to ask her out.'
'He’s got a paduke and a paduke. I’m confused.'
'I saw a paduke at the store and I had to follow her.'