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A Bill Clinton
When you get a blow job, then you go and dump your cum all over someone like they owe you money.
He got a blow job, then he dumped cum on a reporter.
He got a blow job, then he sprayed cum on his vice president.
He got a blow job, then he splattered cum on a senator.
A Bill Clinton
The only president who actually cared about minorities, women, the poor, and the whole country, until Bush ruined everything.
He cared about minorities until Bush said minorities should be in the house.
He cared about women until Bush said women’s place was in the kitchen.
He cared about the poor until Bush let the poor starve.
A Bill Clinton
He was the first president to use email, send people to war, and let gay people serve in the military. He also fired a woman for talking about cum.
He used email, went to war, and let gay people serve in the military.
He sent people to war, let gay people serve, and fired a woman for talking about cum.
He sent people to war, let gay people serve, and had a blow job while doing it.
A Bill Clinton
The world’s biggest pimp, who had a blow job while talking to the world.
He was the world’s biggest pimp, and he had a blow job on live TV.
He was the world’s biggest pimp, and he talked to the world while getting a blow job.
He was the world’s biggest pimp, and he had a blow job while making treaties.
A Big gay
A Gay who is so huge, they could take up an entire football field and still yell about how they’re the most gay person ever.
My cousin is a big gay. He’s got a pet unicorn and still thinks he’s the most attractive man in the universe.
My gym teacher is a big gay. He wears glitter and a leotard to class.
My neighbor is a big gay. He got kicked out of the church for wearing a dress to Sunday school.
A Big gay
The most gay you can possibly be, like you were born with a spoon full of glitter and a lifetime supply of confetti.
When I saw him dancing in the rain with a neon wig, I knew he had the big gay.
My mom’s got the big gay. She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about her new dating app.
My dog got the big gay. He started wearing lipstick and now he won’t stop singing.
A Big gay
You can’t just be a big gay. You have to be the only one. You have to be the gayest of the gayest, with a body like a mountain and a voice that can make a choir cry.
My uncle is the only big gay. He’s got 500 snap streaks and a pet flamingo.
My teacher is the only big gay. She wears a tutu to work and still thinks she’s cool.
My brother is the only big gay. He got kicked out of the school for wearing a dress to the prom.
A Big gay
A super gay person. If they’re extra gay, you tell them they’ve got the big gay. It’s not just for people. Even your grandma’s cat can have the big gay.
My friend’s got the big gay. He wears a wig and a cape to the grocery store.
My mom’s cat got the big gay. It started wearing a hat and now it won’t stop singing.
My dog’s got the big gay. He wears a shirt and thinks he’s a rockstar.
A Big gay
When you hit it from behind and your homie is too busy laughing to say no homo. You just got the gay.
I hit it from behind and my homie was laughing so hard he couldn’t say no homo.
I hit it from behind and my homie started crying because he was too gay to say no homo.
I hit it from behind and my homie just yelled, 'I’m the gayest one here!' and didn’t say no homo.
A Big gay
What your friends have and you know you don’t. It’s like your friends got a lifetime supply of glitter and you just got a single confetti ball.
My friends have the big gay. I just got a single confetti ball and a sad wig.
My friends have the big gay. I got kicked out of the group chat for being too normal.
My friends have the big gay. I got a boring life and a sad hat.
A Big gay
The most gay you can be. You’re so gay, you could be the main character in a glittery, neon-filled movie.
My uncle is the biggest gay. He wears a glittery suit and still thinks he’s the main character.
My mom is the biggest gay. She started a dance group just for glitter.
My dog is the biggest gay. He won the dog show with a glittery collar and a wig.
A Bigawoo
A tiny person who looks like a baby but acts like a drunk adult. They're cute but also a little annoying.
My cousin is a bigawoo. She eats cereal for dinner and still cries when she loses a game.
That kid at the park is a bigawoo. He runs around like he's on fire.
My boss is a bigawoo. He wears pajamas to work and yells at the printer.
A Bigawoo
A little person who is so adorable it makes you want to punch them. They’re like a baby but with a bad attitude.
My niece is a bigawoo. She eats pizza for breakfast and throws tantrums at the grocery store.
That kid in my class is a bigawoo. He cries when he loses a game and then laughs at everyone.
My neighbor is a bigawoo. He wears a hat to bed and yells at the TV.
A Bigawoo
A small human who looks like a baby but acts like a fool. They're cute but also a little ridiculous.
My little brother is a bigawoo. He eats ice cream for dinner and cries when he loses a game.
That kid at the park is a bigawoo. He runs around like he's on fire and laughs at everything.
My friend's kid is a bigawoo. He wears socks to bed and yells at the cat.
A Big Saff
A 10/10 girl says yes to sex but no to coffee or chat. The guy then dumps her to talk about animals or coffee beans with another girl
She said yes to my pants, but no to my brain. Now I’m with the coffee snob who talks about beans like they’re his ex.
He turned me down for a barista who knows the difference between a latte and a regret.
I got rejected for a girl who talks about coffee like it’s a religion, and I’m just there for the caffeine.
A Big Saff
You have a baby younger than 2, your job is on life support, and you still pass your ATPL test like it’s a game
I have a screaming toddler, a job that’s about to die, and I still aced my ATPL like it was a snack.
My kid threw a fit, my boss said I was half-dead, and I still passed my ATPL like it was a side dish.
I had a baby, a boss who was half-dead, and still passed my ATPL like it was a free bonus.
A Big Rest
A big rest is when you lay down and don't move for so long, you might as well be dead. It's like taking a nap so hard, you forget your own name.
I took a big rest after my mom yelled at me for burning the toast.
He had a big rest so long, his dog started eating his shoes.
She took a big rest during class and fell asleep on top of her teacher.
A Big Rest
A big rest is when you're so tired, you're basically dead. It’s like dying but with a side of snacks.
He had a big rest after working 14 hours straight.
She took a big rest and woke up 3 hours later.
My dad had a big rest and snored so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
A Big Red Button
A big red button is the reason you're stuck in a nuclear winter because you were too dumb to leave it alone.
I pressed the big red button and now there's no pizza for a month.
My cousin pressed the big red button and now we all live in a bunker.
The big red button was just a toy... until it wasn’t.
A Big Red Button
Don't press it or you'll wish you were dead.
I told you not to press it. Now we're all dead. Thanks a lot.
The button was blinking. You had one job.
Don't press it. It's not a game.
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