A Big gay
You can’t just be a big gay. You have to be the only one. You have to be the gayest of the gayest, with a body like a mountain and a voice that can make a choir cry.
My uncle is the only big gay. He’s got 500 snap streaks and a pet flamingo.
My teacher is the only big gay. She wears a tutu to work and still thinks she’s cool.
My brother is the only big gay. He got kicked out of the school for wearing a dress to the prom.