A Big gay

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A Gay who is so huge, they could take up an entire football field and still yell about how they’re the most gay person ever.

My cousin is a big gay. He’s got a pet unicorn and still thinks he’s the most attractive man in the universe.

My gym teacher is a big gay. He wears glitter and a leotard to class.

My neighbor is a big gay. He got kicked out of the church for wearing a dress to Sunday school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most gay you can possibly be, like you were born with a spoon full of glitter and a lifetime supply of confetti.

When I saw him dancing in the rain with a neon wig, I knew he had the big gay.

My mom’s got the big gay. She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me about her new dating app.

My dog got the big gay. He started wearing lipstick and now he won’t stop singing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You can’t just be a big gay. You have to be the only one. You have to be the gayest of the gayest, with a body like a mountain and a voice that can make a choir cry.

My uncle is the only big gay. He’s got 500 snap streaks and a pet flamingo.

My teacher is the only big gay. She wears a tutu to work and still thinks she’s cool.

My brother is the only big gay. He got kicked out of the school for wearing a dress to the prom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A super gay person. If they’re extra gay, you tell them they’ve got the big gay. It’s not just for people. Even your grandma’s cat can have the big gay.

My friend’s got the big gay. He wears a wig and a cape to the grocery store.

My mom’s cat got the big gay. It started wearing a hat and now it won’t stop singing.

My dog’s got the big gay. He wears a shirt and thinks he’s a rockstar.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you hit it from behind and your homie is too busy laughing to say no homo. You just got the gay.

I hit it from behind and my homie was laughing so hard he couldn’t say no homo.

I hit it from behind and my homie started crying because he was too gay to say no homo.

I hit it from behind and my homie just yelled, 'I’m the gayest one here!' and didn’t say no homo.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

What your friends have and you know you don’t. It’s like your friends got a lifetime supply of glitter and you just got a single confetti ball.

My friends have the big gay. I just got a single confetti ball and a sad wig.

My friends have the big gay. I got kicked out of the group chat for being too normal.

My friends have the big gay. I got a boring life and a sad hat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most gay you can be. You’re so gay, you could be the main character in a glittery, neon-filled movie.

My uncle is the biggest gay. He wears a glittery suit and still thinks he’s the main character.

My mom is the biggest gay. She started a dance group just for glitter.

My dog is the biggest gay. He won the dog show with a glittery collar and a wig.

by Slangipedia 16d ago