A Big Red Button

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A big red button is the reason you're stuck in a nuclear winter because you were too dumb to leave it alone.

I pressed the big red button and now there's no pizza for a month.

My cousin pressed the big red button and now we all live in a bunker.

The big red button was just a toy... until it wasn’t.

Don't press it or you'll wish you were dead.

I told you not to press it. Now we're all dead. Thanks a lot.

The button was blinking. You had one job.

Don't press it. It's not a game.

A big red button is what you press when you're too scared to talk to the principal but too dumb to just walk away.

I pressed the big red button because I didn't want to get in trouble.

She pressed the big red button just to make the teacher cry.

He pressed the big red button and now the whole school thinks he's a lunatic.