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A Bill drill
When your coach makes you run a drill so simple even a kindergartener could do it while eating a snack
My coach made us do the same drill 10 times. I got so bored I started eating my face.
This drill is for babies. I’m 12 and I’m doing this? What is this, preschool?
The drill was so easy I could have slept through it. I didn’t. I just stared at the ceiling.
A Bill drill
When your coach thinks you’re a bunch of babies and gives you a drill that’s easier than math homework
This drill is for midgets. I’m not a midget. I’m a human being.
I could have finished this drill in my sleep. I did it in my head.
This drill is so easy, I could have done it with my eyes closed and my feet tied together.
A Bill drill
When your coach gives you a drill so simple you could do it with one hand tied behind your back and a blindfold on
This drill is for kids who can’t even tie their shoes. I’m doing this? What am I, a baby?
I did this drill while chewing gum and listening to music. My coach didn’t even notice.
This drill is so simple it’s like being given a free cookie and a nap.
A Bill Gates
A rich person who thinks they're the king of the world and acts like everyone else is just a peasant.
Bill Gates is rich enough to buy the entire planet and still have change left for a soda.
My uncle says Bill Gates is the richest man, but he still can't afford a decent haircut.
I wish I was Bill Gates so I could just ignore my math homework forever.
A Bill Gates
A fake rich person who talks about being rich but still can't afford a decent pizza.
My mom says Bill Gates is rich, but I think he just uses a calculator to count his money.
Bill Gates says he's rich, but I bet he still uses a computer to do his taxes.
If Bill Gates was poor, he'd be the richest poor person ever.
A Bill Gates
A guy you steal software from just to save a few bucks.
I pirated Windows from Bill Gates because I didn't want to pay for it.
My friend stole Windows from Bill Gates just so he could play Fortnite on his laptop.
Bill Gates is like a thief's worst nightmare.
A Bill Gates
A guy who is so rich he could buy the moon and still have enough money to buy a new car every day.
Bill Gates is rich enough to buy the moon and still have enough money to buy a new car every day.
He donated a ton of money, but he still has enough to buy the entire planet twice.
Bill Gates is rich enough to buy a new house every time he sneezes.
A Bill Gates
When a guy with a tiny little wiener loses his hard-on because he can't handle the pressure of being so rich.
Bill Gates got a tiny little wiener and it gave out because he was too rich for his own good.
He's so rich he lost his wiener and now he can't even stand up straight.
Bill Gates had a tiny wiener, and it exploded because he was too rich.
A Bill Gates
A person who has so much money they could buy a whole bunch of pizzas and still have enough left to buy a new house.
Bill Gates has so much money, he could buy a whole bunch of pizzas and still have enough left to buy a new house.
He has so much money he could buy the entire world and still have enough to buy a new car.
Bill Gates is like a money machine that never stops spitting out cash.
A Bill Gates
A rich guy who everyone hates because he's so rich, but everyone also loves him because he gives away money like it's going out of style.
Bill Gates is so rich that everyone hates him, but he's also so generous that everyone loves him.
He's rich enough to make people jealous, but he's also kind enough to make people happy.
Bill Gates is like a rich guy who is both a pain in the butt and a hero in the same body.
A Bill Cosby
You stick your wiener in her butt and she poops on it. You pull out a smelly wiener that looks like a glop of pudding. That’s how I got Bill Cosby-ed.
My cousin stuck his dong in my aunt’s butt and she peed on it. He pulled out a stinky dong that looked like a pile of glop.
My friend’s brother shoved his wiener in his sister’s butt and she pooped on it. He came out with a smelly wiener that looked like a glop of pudding.
My neighbor’s dad stuck his dong in his daughter’s butt and she peed on it. He came out with a smelly wiener that looked like a glop of pudding.
A Bill Cosby
You knock a girl out with drugs and then you do your dirty deed on her.
He gave her a pill and knocked her out. Then he did his dirty deed on her.
He slipped a pill in her drink and knocked her out. Then he did his dirty deed on her.
He gave her a pill and knocked her out. Then he did his dirty deed on her.
A Bill Cosby
A drink with a drug in it. You drink it and then you get your way.
He gave her a drink with a drug in it. She drank it and then he got his way.
She drank a spiked drink and then he got his way.
He gave her a spiked drink and she passed out. Then he got his way.
A Bill Cosby
You knock a girl out with drugs and then you do your dirty deed on her.
He gave her a pill and knocked her out. Then he did his dirty deed on her.
He slipped a pill in her drink and knocked her out. Then he did his dirty deed on her.
He gave her a pill and knocked her out. Then he did his dirty deed on her.
A Bill Cosby
A drink with drugs in it. You drink it and then you get your way.
She drank a spiked drink and then he got his way.
He gave her a spiked drink and she passed out. Then he got his way.
He gave her a drink with drugs in it. She drank it and then he got his way.
A Bill Cosby
You stick a pill in someone's pudding and then you do your dirty deed on them when they pass out.
He stuck a pill in her pudding and then he did his dirty deed on her when she passed out.
He put a pill in her Jell-O and then he did his dirty deed on her when she passed out.
He stuck a pill in her pudding and then he did his dirty deed on her when she passed out.
A Bill Cosby
A drink that’s so strong it can get you in trouble for rape. It's usually made with coffee or juice and laced with drugs that knock people out.
He made a drink so strong it could get him in trouble for rape. It was coffee with drugs in it.
She made a drink so strong it could get her in trouble for rape. It was juice with drugs in it.
He made a drink so strong it could get him in trouble for rape. It was coffee with drugs in it.
A Bill Clinton
Getting a blow job while talking on the phone like you're not getting a blow job. If you cum during the call and no one suspects you're getting a blow job, you're a pro.
Bill Clinton was on the phone with a secretary while getting a blow job. He didn’t even notice he’d cum on the phone.
He talked to a reporter while getting a blow job. The reporter thought he was just being casual.
He had a blow job while talking to a foreign leader. The leader thought he was being diplomatic.
A Bill Clinton
A guy who was almost the best president ever, but people kept talking about his blow job instead of his good work.
He made the economy great, but people kept saying, 'He had a blow job!'
He helped the world with treaties, but everyone just thought about his blow job.
He was almost the best president ever, but no one remembered that.
A Bill Clinton
He’s the killer who wears suits and smiles at you while he murders your hopes and dreams.
He killed the economy with his smile.
He murdered your hopes with a blow job.
He smiled while he killed your job security.
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