A Bill Clinton

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Getting a blow job while talking on the phone like you're not getting a blow job. If you cum during the call and no one suspects you're getting a blow job, you're a pro.
Bill Clinton was on the phone with a secretary while getting a blow job. He didn’t even notice he’d cum on the phone.
He talked to a reporter while getting a blow job. The reporter thought he was just being casual.
He had a blow job while talking to a foreign leader. The leader thought he was being diplomatic.
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A guy who was almost the best president ever, but people kept talking about his blow job instead of his good work.
He made the economy great, but people kept saying, 'He had a blow job!'
He helped the world with treaties, but everyone just thought about his blow job.
He was almost the best president ever, but no one remembered that.
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He’s the killer who wears suits and smiles at you while he murders your hopes and dreams.
He killed the economy with his smile.
He murdered your hopes with a blow job.
He smiled while he killed your job security.
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When you get a blow job, then you go and dump your cum all over someone like they owe you money.
He got a blow job, then he dumped cum on a reporter.
He got a blow job, then he sprayed cum on his vice president.
He got a blow job, then he splattered cum on a senator.
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The only president who actually cared about minorities, women, the poor, and the whole country, until Bush ruined everything.
He cared about minorities until Bush said minorities should be in the house.
He cared about women until Bush said women’s place was in the kitchen.
He cared about the poor until Bush let the poor starve.
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He was the first president to use email, send people to war, and let gay people serve in the military. He also fired a woman for talking about cum.
He used email, went to war, and let gay people serve in the military.
He sent people to war, let gay people serve, and fired a woman for talking about cum.
He sent people to war, let gay people serve, and had a blow job while doing it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The world’s biggest pimp, who had a blow job while talking to the world.
He was the world’s biggest pimp, and he had a blow job on live TV.
He was the world’s biggest pimp, and he talked to the world while getting a blow job.
He was the world’s biggest pimp, and he had a blow job while making treaties.
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