A Big Saff

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A 10/10 girl says yes to sex but no to coffee or chat. The guy then dumps her to talk about animals or coffee beans with another girl

She said yes to my pants, but no to my brain. Now I’m with the coffee snob who talks about beans like they’re his ex.

He turned me down for a barista who knows the difference between a latte and a regret.

I got rejected for a girl who talks about coffee like it’s a religion, and I’m just there for the caffeine.

You have a baby younger than 2, your job is on life support, and you still pass your ATPL test like it’s a game

I have a screaming toddler, a job that’s about to die, and I still aced my ATPL like it was a snack.

My kid threw a fit, my boss said I was half-dead, and I still passed my ATPL like it was a side dish.

I had a baby, a boss who was half-dead, and still passed my ATPL like it was a free bonus.