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A Bread

Money. Cash. Bills. Whatever you use to buy things. Bread is money. Money is bread. It’s all the same.

I have no money. I have no bread.

I spent my bread on candy.

My bread ran out, so I had to borrow some.

A Bread

Bread. That’s it. No more words. Just bread. Like this: bread 👍

Bread is the best. Bread is my life.

I love bread. Bread is my favorite thing.

Bread is the only thing that matters.

The biggest number ever. So big, even Chuck Norris can't count to it and he once counted to infinity while doing push-ups.

My mom said I have a brazillion chores.

The pizza had a brazillion slices, and I ate them all.

He said he had a brazillion problems, but it was just a lie to avoid doing dishes.

A number so big, it’s like Brazil’s whole economy multiplied by the number of people in Brazil, and then multiplied by a million.

That guy has a brazillion dollars in the bank.

Brazil’s GDP is a brazillion, and that’s just their economy.

She said she had a brazillion friends, and she’s probably lying.

In coding, it's like a number with 7 zeros after it. If you're not a programmer, it's like saying the computer is giving you the finger.

My code had a brazillion errors.

The app crashed because of a brazillion bugs.

The server had a brazillion connections, and it was just me trying to log in.

A number so huge, it's like trying to count the seconds in a lifetime, and then doubling it. It's also used to describe the amount of time you wait for a slow internet connection.

That movie was a brazillion minutes long.

I waited a brazillion years for that reply.

The exam lasted a brazillion hours, and I still didn't know the answers.

In 2014, it was the number of goals Germany scored on Brazil. So big, it's like Brazil got kicked in the face a brazillion times.

Germany scored a brazillion goals in the World Cup.

Brazil’s loss was a brazillion times worse than expected.

That match was a brazillion years long.

A number so big, it came from the pain of getting a Brazilian. Like getting waxed and then told you have to do it again.

He has a brazillion hairs on his legs.

That waxing was a brazillion times worse than getting a tattoo.

The Brazilian was a brazillion years long.

Going to the pub to watch the footy and then bailing at the last second like you're the worst human being ever.

I said I'd be there at 7 and then showed up at 9 with a hangover.

Told everyone I'd be there for the whole match and left after the first goal.

Promised to bring the beer and then forgot to bring a wallet.

Punching someone until they're crying and then asking if they want a hug.

He brayed me until I was crying on the floor and then said, 'You okay?'

She brayed the guy in the lobby and then bought him a coffee.

I brayed my brother for two hours and then cried with him.

Moving from one spot to another or just getting somewhere, made by a kid from Yorkshire who probably still thinks he's cool.

He brayed from the kitchen to the living room like it was a marathon.

She brayed through her homework like she was running a race.

He brayed from the bus to the house and then fell asleep.

What happens when you get brayed and it's so bad you can't even think straight.

He got brayed so hard he forgot his own name.

She was brayed so much she cried in the middle of the street.

I was brayed so bad I started talking to the wall.

The annoying noise mules, donkeys and right-wingers make when they're being stupid.

That donkey made the loudest bray I've ever heard.

The right-winger brayed so loud he woke the whole block.

The mule brayed like it was trying to break the sound barrier.

When you have a barbeque so good it's like you're cooking for royalty.

That barbeque was so good I thought I was eating at the president's house.

She had a bray so big it covered half the street.

That meat was so juicy it was like I was eating a king's meal.

Short for Blu-Ray, which is like the HD version of a DVD but with more bragging rights.

I watched the movie on a bray and it was like watching a dream.

He brought the bray to the party and everyone was impressed.

That movie looked so good on the bray I almost cried.

A Brazilian good morning

When you pour coffee into a bowl and then add a bunch of jizz like it's a breakfast smoothie

My uncle does this every morning before he goes to work. He says it gives him energy and a hard-on.

I tried it once. I got a stomachache and a boner that lasted all day.

My cousin did it in front of my mom and got grounded for a week.

A Brazilian good morning

The messy process of throwing coffee and cum into a cup and drinking it like it’s a fancy cocktail

My neighbor does this every morning and yells at the mailman if he’s late.

I saw my dad do it in the kitchen while my mom was out shopping.

My brother did it in front of his crush and now they’re dating.

A Brazilian good morning

When you start your day with a coffee and a creampie, like it’s the most normal thing in the world

My mom does it every morning and says it’s her way of staying young.

I caught my brother doing it in the garage with his girlfriend.

My uncle did it in front of the whole office and got a promotion.

A Brandy

A Brandy is a hot mess with high standards and zero tolerance for crap. She'll love you to death, but if you don't love her back, she'll kick your ass and laugh while she does it.

Brandy: 'You said you'd be here. I waited for 2 hours. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.'

Brandy texts you at 3 AM: 'I'm drunk, I'm lonely, and I'm thinking about you.'

Brandy walks into a party and immediately makes everyone's day better. Then she starts a fight with the DJ.