A Brandy

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A Brandy is a hot mess with high standards and zero tolerance for crap. She'll love you to death, but if you don't love her back, she'll kick your ass and laugh while she does it.
Brandy: 'You said you'd be here. I waited for 2 hours. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.'
Brandy texts you at 3 AM: 'I'm drunk, I'm lonely, and I'm thinking about you.'
Brandy walks into a party and immediately makes everyone's day better. Then she starts a fight with the DJ.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brandi is a real-life party animal who drinks like a fish and talks like she's got a megaphone. She's loyal, but don't cross her or you'll regret it.
Brandi texts you: 'I'm drunk, I'm happy, and I'm still mad you didn't come to my party.'
Brandi shows up to your house with a bottle of wine and a bag of chips. She stays until 2 AM and doesn't leave until you promise to go to her next party.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brandy is the most awesome person you'll ever meet. She's cool, she's hot, and she doesn't need anything but love and a good time.
Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandy shows up at your house with a cake and a bottle of wine. She says, 'I love you, and I'm not even drunk.'
Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brandi is a sweet, kind girl who will always be there for you. But if you make her mad, you're in for a world of hurt.
Brandi texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandi walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brandy is a shy, beautiful girl who doesn't think she's worth anything. But she's worth every minute of your time.
Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Brandi is a stunning, smart girl who's easy to talk to. She's the kind of person who'll stay up with you until the sun comes up.
Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'
Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.
Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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