Discover Slang

Brandi texts you: 'I'm drunk, I'm happy, and I'm still mad you didn't come to my party.'

Brandi shows up to your house with a bottle of wine and a bag of chips. She stays until 2 AM and doesn't leave until you promise to go to her next party.

Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'

Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'

Brandy shows up at your house with a cake and a bottle of wine. She says, 'I love you, and I'm not even drunk.'

Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.

Brandi texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'

Brandi walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.

Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'

Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'

Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.

Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'

Brandy texts you: 'I'm not mad. I'm just tired of you being an idiot.'

Brandy walks into a room and everyone stops talking. She's that good.

Brandi's best friend says, 'She's the only one who can make me laugh even when I'm crying.'

What do you call a guy who can't tell the difference between a sock and a shoe? A brainless idiot.

That guy in the back of the class who never raises his hand? No brain.

Your cousin who still thinks Earth is flat? No brain.

Bro, you squeezed so hard your brain came out your ears.

That guy at the gym who squeezed so hard he cried.

My mom squeezed so hard she got a brain on her face.

That punch from the math teacher? Brain hit.

I got hit in the head so hard my brain went to the moon.

He brain hit me so hard I got a headache for a week.

He gave me a brain and I thought it was a blowjob.

My brain is in my penis, not my head.

That guy's brain is in his pants.

That guy who still thinks Justin Bieber is a good singer? No brain.

My brain was stolen by a Bieber fan.

If you like Bieber, you’re a brainless idiot.

I’ve been braining about pizza since 7 AM.

She was braining about him nonstop.

He’s been braining about his ex for months.

He got brain hit with a brick and cried like a baby.

That kid got brain hit with a football and passed out.

I brain hit my brother with a brick and he’s still mad.

Yo Brady, why you not reply? I been waiting for days!

Brady, my DMs are full of trash and I still ain't heard from you.

You said you'd reply, Brady. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.

Brady, you solved my math problem in 10 seconds. I'm still confused.

That kid got a 100 on the test, and it was easy for him.

Brady, I asked him a question, and he answered it with a whole essay.

Brady, you're playing video games again. You're gonna get fat.

He has 10 cats and 5 chickens. He's gonna be rich someday.

Brady went to church and still has time to play games. That’s dedication.

Brady, you brag about your cock like it's the only thing you have.

He told me he has the biggest cock in the school. I believe him.

Brady walks in the room and everyone stares at his cock.

Brady fought a bear in the woods. That's a real man.

He said he fought a bear and it was just a regular Tuesday.

Brady has balls the size of footballs. That's not a metaphor.

Brady is my best friend. She's smart, cool, and I love her.

She gave me a second chance. I should’ve listened.

She broke my heart and then came back to punch me in the face.

Brady, you're breathing so loud, I can hear you from the next room.

He takes deep breaths like he's trying to live forever.

Brady is just a regular guy who breathes and is kind of cool.

My ping is a Bradater. I’m not gaming, I’m begging the internet to respond.

This game is taking forever. My ping is a Bradater. I might as well go to sleep.

I sent a message and it took forever to show up. My ping is a Bradater.