A Brazillion

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The biggest number ever. So big, even Chuck Norris can't count to it and he once counted to infinity while doing push-ups.
My mom said I have a brazillion chores.
The pizza had a brazillion slices, and I ate them all.
He said he had a brazillion problems, but it was just a lie to avoid doing dishes.
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A number so big, it’s like Brazil’s whole economy multiplied by the number of people in Brazil, and then multiplied by a million.
That guy has a brazillion dollars in the bank.
Brazil’s GDP is a brazillion, and that’s just their economy.
She said she had a brazillion friends, and she’s probably lying.
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In coding, it's like a number with 7 zeros after it. If you're not a programmer, it's like saying the computer is giving you the finger.
My code had a brazillion errors.
The app crashed because of a brazillion bugs.
The server had a brazillion connections, and it was just me trying to log in.
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A number so huge, it's like trying to count the seconds in a lifetime, and then doubling it. It's also used to describe the amount of time you wait for a slow internet connection.
That movie was a brazillion minutes long.
I waited a brazillion years for that reply.
The exam lasted a brazillion hours, and I still didn't know the answers.
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In 2014, it was the number of goals Germany scored on Brazil. So big, it's like Brazil got kicked in the face a brazillion times.
Germany scored a brazillion goals in the World Cup.
Brazil’s loss was a brazillion times worse than expected.
That match was a brazillion years long.
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A number so big, it came from the pain of getting a Brazilian. Like getting waxed and then told you have to do it again.
He has a brazillion hairs on his legs.
That waxing was a brazillion times worse than getting a tattoo.
The Brazilian was a brazillion years long.
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