Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Going to the pub to watch the footy and then bailing at the last second like you're the worst human being ever.

I said I'd be there at 7 and then showed up at 9 with a hangover.

Told everyone I'd be there for the whole match and left after the first goal.

Promised to bring the beer and then forgot to bring a wallet.

2

Punching someone until they're crying and then asking if they want a hug.

He brayed me until I was crying on the floor and then said, 'You okay?'

She brayed the guy in the lobby and then bought him a coffee.

I brayed my brother for two hours and then cried with him.

3

Moving from one spot to another or just getting somewhere, made by a kid from Yorkshire who probably still thinks he's cool.

He brayed from the kitchen to the living room like it was a marathon.

She brayed through her homework like she was running a race.

He brayed from the bus to the house and then fell asleep.

4

What happens when you get brayed and it's so bad you can't even think straight.

He got brayed so hard he forgot his own name.

She was brayed so much she cried in the middle of the street.

I was brayed so bad I started talking to the wall.

5

The annoying noise mules, donkeys and right-wingers make when they're being stupid.

That donkey made the loudest bray I've ever heard.

The right-winger brayed so loud he woke the whole block.

The mule brayed like it was trying to break the sound barrier.

6

When you have a barbeque so good it's like you're cooking for royalty.

That barbeque was so good I thought I was eating at the president's house.

She had a bray so big it covered half the street.

That meat was so juicy it was like I was eating a king's meal.

7

Short for Blu-Ray, which is like the HD version of a DVD but with more bragging rights.

I watched the movie on a bray and it was like watching a dream.

He brought the bray to the party and everyone was impressed.

That movie looked so good on the bray I almost cried.