Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loaf of bread is A Bread only if it hasn’t been cut or touched. If it’s sliced, it’s just a piece of bread. No fancy titles.

My mom says I can’t eat cereal unless it’s A Bread.

I got in trouble for eating a sandwich.

The teacher said the loaf was ‘ruined’ because it was cut.

2

Something you think of when you’re bored out of your mind. If you’re looking this up, you need to stop being a loser and go outside.

I had nothing else to do, so I invented A Bread.

I came up with A Bread during math class.

I thought of A Bread while I was pooping.

3

A fancy way of saying A Bread. Some people worship bread. They call it the Breaded Bread religion. They even have a god named Jebus Crust.

I’m part of the Breaded Bread Church.

Jebus Crust is the best god ever.

I write my prayers on slices of bread.

4

The crap you throw at ducks to make them leave you alone. It’s not even good bread. It’s just old stale bread.

I threw bread at ducks and they left me alone.

The ducks got mad because I used expired bread.

I used my brother’s lunch to scare ducks.

5

The best food in the universe. Eat it. Eat it now. If you don’t, I’ll come to your house and eat your face.

I eat bread every day. It’s the best thing ever.

Bread is better than pizza. Pizza is for losers.

I would die for a slice of bread.

6

Money. Cash. Bills. Whatever you use to buy things. Bread is money. Money is bread. It’s all the same.

I have no money. I have no bread.

I spent my bread on candy.

My bread ran out, so I had to borrow some.

7

Bread. That’s it. No more words. Just bread. Like this: bread 👍

Bread is the best. Bread is my life.

I love bread. Bread is my favorite thing.

Bread is the only thing that matters.