A Brazilian good morning

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When you pour coffee into a bowl and then add a bunch of jizz like it's a breakfast smoothie

My uncle does this every morning before he goes to work. He says it gives him energy and a hard-on.

I tried it once. I got a stomachache and a boner that lasted all day.

My cousin did it in front of my mom and got grounded for a week.

The messy process of throwing coffee and cum into a cup and drinking it like it’s a fancy cocktail

My neighbor does this every morning and yells at the mailman if he’s late.

I saw my dad do it in the kitchen while my mom was out shopping.

My brother did it in front of his crush and now they’re dating.

When you start your day with a coffee and a creampie, like it’s the most normal thing in the world

My mom does it every morning and says it’s her way of staying young.

I caught my brother doing it in the garage with his girlfriend.

My uncle did it in front of the whole office and got a promotion.