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A Bunch of Widows
Boring enough to make a zombie sad. The Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who won’t stop talking about their dead husbands.
My friend said this album is a bunch of widows. I said he was a bunch of widows too.
My teacher said this album is a bunch of widows. She made me write an essay about it.
My mom said this album is a bunch of widows. She went to sleep and didn’t wake up.
A Bunch of Munsch
A weird 90s cartoon that came from some dumb kid books by a Canadian guy named Robert Munsch. It’s so bad it’s good, like a broken toaster that still toasts bread.
My mom made me watch it every night and I cried
It’s like if Sesame Street had a bad acid trip
I still know the theme song by heart and it’s annoying
A Bunch of Munsch
A cartoon that’s like the ugly cousin of every other 90s show. It’s cheesy, dumb, and somehow stuck in my brain like a song you can’t get out of your head.
I watched it when I was 8 and still hate it
It’s the reason I’m afraid of clowns
My brother still says the words 'I will eat you' like it’s a threat
A Bunch of Munsch
A cartoon that’s so cringey it’s a crime. It’s like a bad dream made of felt and glitter. You don’t get it, you just live it.
My teacher forced us to watch it and I failed math
It’s like if a baby screamed for 20 minutes straight
I still see the main character in my nightmares
A Bunch of Cocksuckers
A group of people who think they're the best but are actually the worst.
They said they'd win the game, then lost 2-0.
They tried to roast me, but I roasted them back harder.
They all got kicked out of the restaurant for being loud.
A Bunch of Cocksuckers
A pack of people who can't take criticism and always think they're right.
They argued for 20 minutes about who had the best pizza.
They refused to admit they were wrong even after I proved it.
They all got in a fight over who was the best at video games.
A Bunch of Cocksuckers
A gang of people who talk too much and never shut up.
They took 10 minutes to explain why they wore a hat.
They kept interrupting the movie to argue about the plot.
They talked the whole time during lunch.
A Bunch of Cocksuckers
A bunch of people who don't know how to keep their mouth shut.
They told the teacher about the prank before it even happened.
They whispered the answer to the test during the exam.
They blabbed about the surprise party to the whole class.
A Bunch of Cocksuckers
A group of people who can't take a joke and always take things too seriously.
They cried when I said I didn't like their music.
They got mad because I called them a bunch of chickens.
They took the joke about their hair as an insult.
A Bunch of Cocksuckers
A group of people who are always trying to be the best but are actually the worst.
They tried to beat me at chess but lost in 5 moves.
They said they were the best at drawing, but it looked like a toddler did it.
They claimed they could do a backflip, but they fell flat on their face.
A Bulldozer
Riding a woman's face like she's a skateboard while you're doing butt stuff.
My cousin's dog bulldozed his ex on the floor like it was a wrestling match.
He bulldozed her in the kitchen and yelled, 'You're gonna pay for that pizza!'
She said, 'You bulldozed me like I was a doorknob!'
A Bulldozer
A party punch so strong it could knock out a horse and make your teeth fall out.
I drank the bulldozer punch and passed out on the couch like a dead animal.
My uncle tried the punch and cried like a baby.
My mom said, 'That punch is so strong, it's like a bulldozer hit my brain!'
A Bulldozer
That wall you hit when you're too drunk to stand up straight.
He ran into the wall like it was his enemy.
She bulldozed into the wall and said, 'I hate this wall!'
The wall said, 'You're gonna regret this!'
A Bulldozer
Grabbing a woman's boobs and throwing her into the furniture like she's a sack of potatoes.
He bulldozed her into the couch and said, 'You're gonna pay for that!'
She fell into the lamp and screamed, 'I hate you!'
He bulldozed her and yelled, 'You're my favorite punching bag!'
A Bulldozer
Pushing a stuck zyn pack out like it's your enemy and you're in a hurry.
He bulldozed the zyn pack out and said, 'I need my zyn!'
She bulldozed the pack and yelled, 'I'm not waiting for this!'
He bulldozed the zyn pack and said, 'I'm going to work!'
A Bulldozer
Talking so loud you make everyone else shut up like they're dead.
He bulldozed the conversation and said, 'I'm the loudest here!'
She bulldozed everyone and said, 'You're all quiet!'
He bulldozed the group and said, 'I'm the king of this room!'
A Bulldozer
A guy who dates a bunch of girls and leaves them all broken and sad.
He bulldozed three girls in one day and left them crying.
She said, 'He bulldozed me like I was a toy!'
He bulldozed his ex and said, 'You're not my favorite anymore!'
A Bull Shark
A 'Bull Shark' is when some dude clocks you in the back of the head with his cock knob. It’s like getting hit by a meaty fist and a boner at the same time.
My cousin got Bull Shark’d at the bar and cried like a baby.
I Bull Shark’d my neighbor and he ran out screaming.
My friend got Bull Shark’d and now he’s got a permanent facepalm.
A Bull Shark
A Bull Shark is a guy from the South who’s built like a brick wall, lives in the gym, and thinks lifting weights is more important than breathing.
That guy at the gym is a Bull Shark. He lifts like he’s trying to break the world record.
My cousin’s a Bull Shark. He lifts weights so much, he’s got a six-pack and a ego.
That Bull Shark flexes so much, he’s got a face like a brick.
A Bull Shark
A Bull Shark is a shark so full of testosterone, it could make a bull jealous. It’s got the balls of a bull and the aggression of a shark.
That shark is a Bull Shark. It’s got the balls of a bull and the rage of a thousand guys.
If that Bull Shark saw you, it’d probably try to eat you.
That Bull Shark is so full of testosterone, it could start a war.
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