A Burf
You try to burp, but instead you vomit a little, like your stomach is tired of you.
I burped and vomited a little.
I burped and my shirt got a little wet.
I burped and my mom said I was being weird.
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A Burf
You ride a bus like you're trying to win a bet, standing up with no hands and hoping you don't fall.
I burfed on the bus and nobody helped me.
I burfed on the bus and got stuck in the back.
I burfed on the bus and my friend laughed at me.
A Burden
Me. Always me. You know it. I know it. The whole world knows it.
I'm the burden. Always have been. Always will be.
I'm the reason your life is a mess. Don't even try to deny it.
I'm the burden. The burden. The burden.
A Burden
Something that makes you feel like you're being squished by a grumpy elephant. Usually a worry or a sore point you don't even tell your best friend about.
My dad is a burden. He's been bugging me since I was five.
My job is a burden. I hate it. I hate it so much.
My ex is a burden. She's back and she's annoying.
A Burden
A lazy way of telling someone else to go to hell, but you're too polite to actually say it out loud.
You're a burden. I know it. You know it. We all know it.
You're the burden. I don't want to hear it anymore.
You're the burden. Just go away.
A Burden
Something that drags you down like you're stuck in a mud pit with no hope of escaping.
My life is a burden. I can't even breathe.
My sister is a burden. She's been bugging me all day.
My mom is a burden. She won't stop talking.
A Burden
What you say when your day goes from bad to worse. It's like your life just threw you a curveball and you're too tired to catch it.
This day is a burden. I hate it.
My life is a burden. I can't take it anymore.
This week is a burden. I can't stand it.
A Burden
Putting a load on someone else, like you're trying to kill them with your problems.
You put a burden on me. I can't take it anymore.
He put a burden on me. I'm tired of it.
She put a burden on me. I don't want to hear it.
A Burden
Loud belching followed by a dramatic show of pride, like you just won the whole world.
He belched like a dragon and acted like he just won the world.
She belched like a lion and acted like she was the best belcher ever.
He belched like a bear and acted like he just beat up the whole universe.
A Bunny Shit
A bunch of tiny turds dropped all at once by a rabbit. They look like a poop pile from hell.
My dog ate a bunny shit and exploded.
That rabbit left a bunny shit in my cereal.
I stepped in a bunny shit and now my shoes are dead.
A Bunny Shit
Tiny balls of poop that come out of a rabbit like it’s crying.
I found a bunny shit on my homework.
The rabbit left a bunny shit on my bed.
My cat tried to eat a bunny shit and now it’s weird.
A Bunny Shit
A ginger who’s so bad at life, they have no soul to save them.
My cousin is a bunny shit and he failed math.
That bunny shit got into my lunch.
My teacher is a bunny shit and she hates me.
A Bunny Shit
When a bear eats a rabbit and uses it as a wipe. That bear is the worst.
That bear is a caca bear and it’s gross.
The caca bear wiped its butt with my brother.
I saw a caca bear and it was horrifying.
A Bungle Bear
A fuzzy, pretentious mess who ruins everything they touch with their clumsy nonsense.
I tried to fix my bike, and now it looks like a warzone. Thanks, Bungle Bear.
He tried to make coffee, and it came out like a science experiment. I think it was alive.
She tried to paint her nails, and now her fingers look like they got attacked by a crayon bandit.
A Bungle Bear
A bearded disaster who thinks being messy is a lifestyle choice, not a crime.
He tried to eat a sandwich, and now his beard is full of ketchup and regret.
She tried to do her hair, and now it looks like a raccoon stole her comb.
He tried to fix his phone, and now it's broken and he's crying.
A Bungle Bear
A hirsute idiot who turns every simple task into a chaotic nightmare.
I tried to open a door, and now my hand is stuck in the frame. Classic Bungle Bear.
He tried to cook dinner, and now the smoke alarm is yelling at him.
She tried to fold a towel, and now it looks like a modern art project.
A Bunch of Widows
Dull as dirt. People say this when they think the Mars Volta’s fifth album is just a bunch of sad old ladies singing about their dead husbands.
My cousin said this album is a bunch of widows. I told him to shut up and go back to watching cat videos.
My teacher said this album is a bunch of widows. I got a D for my report card.
My dog barked at the radio when this song came on. He said it was a bunch of widows.
A Bunch of Widows
So boring, it could make a ghost cry. Like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who never left their husbands’ funeral.
My brother called this album a bunch of widows. I threw a pillow at him.
My mom said this album is a bunch of widows. She turned off the radio and went to bed.
My friend said this album is a bunch of widows. I gave him a lollipop to shut him up.
A Bunch of Widows
The worst kind of boring. It’s like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who can’t stop talking about their dead husbands.
My friend’s dog said this album is a bunch of widows. He started howling.
My neighbor said this album is a bunch of widows. She threw out her headphones.
My teacher said this album is a bunch of widows. She gave me a pop quiz about it.
A Bunch of Widows
So dull, it makes your brain fall asleep. Like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who have no life.
My brother said this album is a bunch of widows. I said he was a bunch of widows too.
My dog refused to listen to this album. He said it was a bunch of widows.
My teacher gave me a zero for this album. She said it was a bunch of widows.