A Burf

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When your burp turns into a tiny barf attack, like your stomach is giving you the finger.
I burped and my lunch came back to haunt me.
I burped and my brother laughed so hard he cried.
I burped and my mom asked if I was sick.
2
You think you're gonna burp, but your body decides to throw up a little.
I tried to burp and ended up puking in my mouth.
I burped and my shirt got a little messy.
I burped and my friend ran out of the room.
3
You're all over someone like a bad rash, probably because you're drunk or high.
I burfed on my friend and he was not happy.
I burfed on my teacher and got detention.
I burfed on my dog and he ran away.
4
You lost so bad it was like your team got beat by a group of kids with no teeth.
My team lost 100 to 1 and I was ashamed.
I lost the game and my coach threw a chair.
I lost so bad my mom said I was a disgrace.
5
You're trying to burp but your stomach decides to throw up a little and it feels like fire.
I burped and my throat felt like it was on fire.
I burped and my friend asked if I was burning up.
I burped and my dad said I was being dramatic.
6
You try to burp, but instead you vomit a little, like your stomach is tired of you.
I burped and vomited a little.
I burped and my shirt got a little wet.
I burped and my mom said I was being weird.
7
You ride a bus like you're trying to win a bet, standing up with no hands and hoping you don't fall.
I burfed on the bus and nobody helped me.
I burfed on the bus and got stuck in the back.
I burfed on the bus and my friend laughed at me.
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