A Bunch of Widows

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Dull as dirt. People say this when they think the Mars Volta’s fifth album is just a bunch of sad old ladies singing about their dead husbands.

My cousin said this album is a bunch of widows. I told him to shut up and go back to watching cat videos.

My teacher said this album is a bunch of widows. I got a D for my report card.

My dog barked at the radio when this song came on. He said it was a bunch of widows.

So boring, it could make a ghost cry. Like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who never left their husbands’ funeral.

My brother called this album a bunch of widows. I threw a pillow at him.

My mom said this album is a bunch of widows. She turned off the radio and went to bed.

My friend said this album is a bunch of widows. I gave him a lollipop to shut him up.

The worst kind of boring. It’s like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who can’t stop talking about their dead husbands.

My friend’s dog said this album is a bunch of widows. He started howling.

My neighbor said this album is a bunch of widows. She threw out her headphones.

My teacher said this album is a bunch of widows. She gave me a pop quiz about it.

So dull, it makes your brain fall asleep. Like the Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who have no life.

My brother said this album is a bunch of widows. I said he was a bunch of widows too.

My dog refused to listen to this album. He said it was a bunch of widows.

My teacher gave me a zero for this album. She said it was a bunch of widows.

Boring enough to make a zombie sad. The Mars Volta’s album is just a bunch of old ladies who won’t stop talking about their dead husbands.

My friend said this album is a bunch of widows. I said he was a bunch of widows too.

My teacher said this album is a bunch of widows. She made me write an essay about it.

My mom said this album is a bunch of widows. She went to sleep and didn’t wake up.