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A Burt
to own someone so hard you feel like you’re the king of the garbage dump and they’re the trash
I burted my boss and now I’m the king of the garbage dump
My dog burted my neighbor and now he’s the trash
My ex burted me and now I’m the trash
A Burt
when you drag a log across someone’s face like you’re the god of garbage and they’re your favorite trash can
I dragged a log across my ex’s face and now he’s the god of garbage
My dog dragged a log across my neighbor’s face
My mom dragged a log across my face and I cried
A Burt
when you burp and fart at the same time like you’re a dead dog in a sewer and you feel like a bag of chips
I burped and farted at the same time like I was a dead dog
My dog burped and farted like he was a bag of chips
I burped and farted like I was a sewer and a bag of chips
A Burt
when you’re so sore from your butt you feel like you just ran a marathon in a garbage can
My butt hurt so bad I felt like I ran a marathon in a garbage can
My dog’s butt hurt like he ran a marathon in a bag of chips
My ex’s butt hurt so much he cried
A Burnt Rip
Person 1 wraps their butt around a vape pen like it’s a lollipop, and Person 2 sticks their face on the other end. Person 1 then lets out a loud ass rip that blows the vape to life, and Person 2 gets hit with a face full of vapor and screams.
My cousin did a burnt rip and I got a face full of smoke and a laugh from the whole family.
At the park, my friend tried a burnt rip and the vape exploded in his face.
During lunch, my brother did a burnt rip and the teacher walked in on it.
A Burnt Rip
Person 1 squishes their butt around the bottom of a vape pen, and Person 2 puts their mouth on the top. Person 1 lets out a rip so loud it makes the vape go off, and Person 2 gets hit with a huge cloud of vapor and a face full of stupidity.
My friend’s burnt rip was so loud it scared the dog.
At the mall, I did a burnt rip and the guy next to me almost fell over.
During a Zoom call, my sister did a burnt rip and the whole class laughed.
A Burnt Rip
Person 1 uses their butt as a vape holder, and Person 2 uses their mouth as the other end. Person 1 rips their butt so hard it starts vaping, and Person 2 gets blasted with vapor and a face full of embarrassment.
I did a burnt rip at the party and everyone laughed at me.
My brother tried a burnt rip and it came out of his nose.
During a group project, my friend did a burnt rip and the teacher got mad.
A Burning Hill
The most goddamn perfect Mitski song ever made, it makes me cry like a baby after one second of hearing it, I swear to God
My friend texted me: 'I just listened to A Burning Hill and I’m crying in my soup.'
My mom called me: 'Why are you sobbing on the floor?' I said, 'It’s Mitski.'
I DM’d my ex: 'You ruined A Burning Hill for me.' He replied: 'I’m sorry, I just wanted to make you sad.'
A Burning Hill
The best song ever, it makes me feel like my heart is being stabbed by a glitter bomb, I can’t even explain it
My dog started howling when I played A Burning Hill. I think he’s sad too.
My teacher sent me a note: 'Why are you crying in the hallway?' I said, 'It’s Mitski.'
I texted my sister: 'A Burning Hill is the worst and the best thing ever.' She replied: 'Then why are you crying?'
A Burning Hill
A song that takes my soul and turns it into a pile of burnt toast, I can’t even handle it
I cried so much during A Burning Hill that my eyes turned into little puddles.
My friend said, 'I just listened to A Burning Hill and I now hate my life.'
My dad yelled, 'Why are you sobbing on the couch?' I said, 'It’s Mitski.' He said, 'I hate Mitski.'
A Burkey
A person who's a complete waste of space and thinks being a jerk to the local sports team makes them the king of the hill. They also have no life, wear stupid hair, and talk like a broken radio.
Bro, why you hate the home team? You’re just mad they don’t root for you.
He wore a mullet to the game and tried to yell at the ref like he was a pro.
He said 'Why you gotta be so good?' like he was the best person ever.
A Burkey
When you send a message to a group that doesn’t want it and everyone else is confused.
I just posted 'Hey guys, let’s hang out' in the math test group. Now I’m dead.
Sent 'Let’s go to the mall' in the chemistry class chat. Now I’m a legend.
Posted 'I’m gonna fail' in the science group. Now I’m a meme.
A Burkey
A turkey with bacon slapped on it like it owes money. Or a silly exercise you do at work like you're trying to impress your boss.
I ate a Burkey and now my mouth tastes like bacon and regret.
I did the Burkey at work and now my legs are on fire.
My boss made me do the Burkey and now I hate him.
A Burkey
When you try to mess with someone or something like you're trying to ruin their day on purpose.
He blocked my number just to mess with me. I’m gonna get him back.
She kept tripping me in class. I was like, 'This is personal.'
He spilled my juice just to make me mad. I hated him.
A Burkey
A skinny, slightly weird guy who’s the best part of Thanksgiving. Or a sophomore who’s too cool for his class but still hangs out with juniors.
He’s the best part of Thanksgiving. I eat him every year.
He’s a sophomore but hangs out with juniors. He’s like a weird mix of cool and confused.
He’s the best part of Thanksgiving. I don’t even like turkey.
A Burf
When your burp turns into a tiny barf attack, like your stomach is giving you the finger.
I burped and my lunch came back to haunt me.
I burped and my brother laughed so hard he cried.
I burped and my mom asked if I was sick.
A Burf
You think you're gonna burp, but your body decides to throw up a little.
I tried to burp and ended up puking in my mouth.
I burped and my shirt got a little messy.
I burped and my friend ran out of the room.
A Burf
You're all over someone like a bad rash, probably because you're drunk or high.
I burfed on my friend and he was not happy.
I burfed on my teacher and got detention.
I burfed on my dog and he ran away.
A Burf
You lost so bad it was like your team got beat by a group of kids with no teeth.
My team lost 100 to 1 and I was ashamed.
I lost the game and my coach threw a chair.
I lost so bad my mom said I was a disgrace.
A Burf
You're trying to burp but your stomach decides to throw up a little and it feels like fire.
I burped and my throat felt like it was on fire.
I burped and my friend asked if I was burning up.
I burped and my dad said I was being dramatic.
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