A Bull Shark

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A 'Bull Shark' is when some dude clocks you in the back of the head with his cock knob. It’s like getting hit by a meaty fist and a boner at the same time.
My cousin got Bull Shark’d at the bar and cried like a baby.
I Bull Shark’d my neighbor and he ran out screaming.
My friend got Bull Shark’d and now he’s got a permanent facepalm.
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A Bull Shark is a guy from the South who’s built like a brick wall, lives in the gym, and thinks lifting weights is more important than breathing.
That guy at the gym is a Bull Shark. He lifts like he’s trying to break the world record.
My cousin’s a Bull Shark. He lifts weights so much, he’s got a six-pack and a ego.
That Bull Shark flexes so much, he’s got a face like a brick.
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A Bull Shark is a shark so full of testosterone, it could make a bull jealous. It’s got the balls of a bull and the aggression of a shark.
That shark is a Bull Shark. It’s got the balls of a bull and the rage of a thousand guys.
If that Bull Shark saw you, it’d probably try to eat you.
That Bull Shark is so full of testosterone, it could start a war.
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A Bull Shark is a shark that lives in warm water and doesn’t mind swimming in a river full of pee and dirt.
That Bull Shark was in the river. It didn’t care if it was full of filth.
That Bull Shark can survive in both salt and fresh water. It’s like a shark with a double life.
That Bull Shark was in the river and still looked like it was ready to fight.
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BST or 'Bull Shark Testosterone' is the most overpowered cheat in GTA Online. It’s like getting a superpower just for being bad at the game.
That guy used BST and killed me in one shot. I was like, 'What the hell?'.
BST is the best cheat in the game. It’s like having a god on your side.
I used BST and I was unstoppable. I killed ten guys in one minute.
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A Bull Shark is someone who’s always moving, always chasing money. They don’t stop. They don’t breathe. They just move.
That Bull Shark never stops moving. He’s like a machine.
He’s always chasing mula. He’s like a shark that never sleeps.
That Bull Shark moves so much, he’s got no time to eat.
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