Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Riding a woman's face like she's a skateboard while you're doing butt stuff.

My cousin's dog bulldozed his ex on the floor like it was a wrestling match.

He bulldozed her in the kitchen and yelled, 'You're gonna pay for that pizza!'

She said, 'You bulldozed me like I was a doorknob!'

2

A party punch so strong it could knock out a horse and make your teeth fall out.

I drank the bulldozer punch and passed out on the couch like a dead animal.

My uncle tried the punch and cried like a baby.

My mom said, 'That punch is so strong, it's like a bulldozer hit my brain!'

3

That wall you hit when you're too drunk to stand up straight.

He ran into the wall like it was his enemy.

She bulldozed into the wall and said, 'I hate this wall!'

The wall said, 'You're gonna regret this!'

4

Grabbing a woman's boobs and throwing her into the furniture like she's a sack of potatoes.

He bulldozed her into the couch and said, 'You're gonna pay for that!'

She fell into the lamp and screamed, 'I hate you!'

He bulldozed her and yelled, 'You're my favorite punching bag!'

5

Pushing a stuck zyn pack out like it's your enemy and you're in a hurry.

He bulldozed the zyn pack out and said, 'I need my zyn!'

She bulldozed the pack and yelled, 'I'm not waiting for this!'

He bulldozed the zyn pack and said, 'I'm going to work!'

6

Talking so loud you make everyone else shut up like they're dead.

He bulldozed the conversation and said, 'I'm the loudest here!'

She bulldozed everyone and said, 'You're all quiet!'

He bulldozed the group and said, 'I'm the king of this room!'

7

A guy who dates a bunch of girls and leaves them all broken and sad.

He bulldozed three girls in one day and left them crying.

She said, 'He bulldozed me like I was a toy!'

He bulldozed his ex and said, 'You're not my favorite anymore!'