A Bunch of Cocksuckers

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A group of people who think they're the best but are actually the worst.
They said they'd win the game, then lost 2-0.
They tried to roast me, but I roasted them back harder.
They all got kicked out of the restaurant for being loud.
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A pack of people who can't take criticism and always think they're right.
They argued for 20 minutes about who had the best pizza.
They refused to admit they were wrong even after I proved it.
They all got in a fight over who was the best at video games.
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A gang of people who talk too much and never shut up.
They took 10 minutes to explain why they wore a hat.
They kept interrupting the movie to argue about the plot.
They talked the whole time during lunch.
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A bunch of people who don't know how to keep their mouth shut.
They told the teacher about the prank before it even happened.
They whispered the answer to the test during the exam.
They blabbed about the surprise party to the whole class.
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A group of people who can't take a joke and always take things too seriously.
They cried when I said I didn't like their music.
They got mad because I called them a bunch of chickens.
They took the joke about their hair as an insult.
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A group of people who are always trying to be the best but are actually the worst.
They tried to beat me at chess but lost in 5 moves.
They said they were the best at drawing, but it looked like a toddler did it.
They claimed they could do a backflip, but they fell flat on their face.
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