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That Bull Shark was in the river. It didn’t care if it was full of filth.

That Bull Shark can survive in both salt and fresh water. It’s like a shark with a double life.

That Bull Shark was in the river and still looked like it was ready to fight.

That guy used BST and killed me in one shot. I was like, 'What the hell?'.

BST is the best cheat in the game. It’s like having a god on your side.

I used BST and I was unstoppable. I killed ten guys in one minute.

That Bull Shark never stops moving. He’s like a machine.

He’s always chasing mula. He’s like a shark that never sleeps.

That Bull Shark moves so much, he’s got no time to eat.

My cousin’s dog tried to eat my homework. My cousin’s dog is a buffoon's buffoon.

The guy who tried to sing at my birthday party was a buffoon's buffoon. He sounded like a dying goat.

My brother’s friend is a buffoon's buffoon. He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.

My teacher’s brother is a buffoon's buffoon. He got kicked out of three restaurants in one day.

My neighbor’s cat is a buffoon's buffoon. It knocked over my mom’s soup and ran away.

My friend’s uncle is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to ride a bike on a treadmill and fell into a pool.

My brother’s friend’s dog is a buffoon's buffoon. It ate my brother’s homework and then threw up on my shoes.

My mom’s coworker is a buffoon's buffoon. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

My dad’s boss is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to build a treehouse in the middle of a lake.

My cousin’s friend is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to rap in the grocery store and got thrown out.

My neighbor’s kid is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to do a karate chop on a pizza and it fell apart.

My brother’s teacher is a buffoon's buffoon. He wears sunglasses inside and talks to the ceiling.

My dad’s friend is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to fly off a diving board and landed in a fountain.

My mom’s sister is a buffoon's buffoon. She tried to open a restaurant and spilled soup on the mayor.

My brother’s dog is a buffoon's buffoon. It tried to chase a vacuum cleaner and knocked over a lamp.

My teacher’s dad is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to teach a class and fell asleep in the middle of a lesson.

My neighbor’s mom is a buffoon's buffoon. She tried to cook a cake and set the oven on fire.

My friend’s brother is a buffoon's buffoon. He tried to juggle eggs and dropped them all on the floor.

She bugged out because I didn't text her back fast enough. I was eating pizza.

She bugged out because I called her a cheeseburger instead of a burger.

She bugged out because I said her hair looked like a raccoon's nest.

We had a buggout at the mall. No one remembered homework.

We had a buggout at the park. We forgot about the math test.

We had a buggout at the movies. We ate popcorn like it was a crime.

My cousin paid $5 for a hand-job and got a finger instead of a whole hand. Classic Buffalo Nickel.

That guy charged me $5 for a hand-job and it took him 10 minutes. Buffalo Nickel, baby.

I got a Buffalo Nickel at the gas station. It was worse than the coffee.

My friend tried to do a Buffalo Nickel on me and I almost peed my pants.

At the party, some guy pulled a nickel out of his butt and slapped it on my forehead. That was a Buffalo Nickel.

My uncle does a Buffalo Nickel every time he goes to the store. It's a tradition.

My sister is a Buffalo Nickel. She’s fat and ugly, but she still thinks she’s hot.

That girl at the gym is a Buffalo Nickel. She’s like a 5 out of 10.

My mom called my cousin a Buffalo Nickel. She’s not even 10 anymore.

I called my teacher a Buffalo Nickel and she gave me a D. Big mistake.

My ex used to call me a Buffalo Nickel every time I wore a shirt she didn’t like.

At the mall, I told some girl she was a Buffalo Nickel. She cried.

My neighbor’s face is a Buffalo Nickel. He looks like he was hit by a truck and a firework at the same time.

My brother’s face is a Buffalo Nickel. It’s like he got into a fight with a pizza and a rock.

My grandma’s face looks like a Buffalo Nickel. She’s been through a lot.

That pizza was a Buffalo Nickel. I paid $10 for it and got a soggy shoe.

The guy at the store called my phone a Buffalo Nickel. It was broken.

My new shoes are a Buffalo Nickel. They cost $50 and they’re already falling apart.

The DM: 'I just wanted to change my address. Why is there a form for every letter in my name?' The tweet: 'It took 6 months to get a permit for my dog’s haircut. The bureaucracy is the real pet.' The text: 'They asked for my birth certificate, my social security number, and my soul. I’m not sure which one they needed most.'

The text: 'I had to fill out 12 forms just to get my coffee to go.' The tweet: 'The process to get a parking ticket took longer than my college application.' The DM: 'I tried to pay my bill. Now I need a passport, a visa, and a degree in chaos.'

The tweet: 'I wanted to cancel my subscription. Now I have to solve a mystery and prove I’m not a robot.' The text: 'It took 3 days to get a refund. The bureaucracy is my new roommate.' The DM: 'I asked for a new password. Now I have to write an essay on why I deserve it.'