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A Caswell
Caswell is a girl who’s super smart, super funny, and she knows exactly what she wants. She’s got a great body, and if you get her, you never let her go. She plays sports and she’s got a smile that can make any guy weak in the knees.
My friend said, 'Caswell is the best. She’s smart, funny, and she’s got the best body.'
At the party, Caswell came in, and everyone was like, 'Who is that? She’s amazing.'
My cousin said, 'Caswell is the best. She’s got the best smile and she plays soccer, basketball, and volleyball.'
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A Castro
When a dog walks around like it just robbed a cat’s poop stash and has it proudly displayed in its mouth like Fidel Castro with a cigar, but it’s just dehydrated cat crap.
My dog came home with a poop bag in its mouth like it won the lottery.
He walked around the house like he was the king of the litter box.
He looked like he was about to give a speech at a poop convention.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castro
The gay part of San Francisco where everyone’s got a boyfriend, a drink, and a problem with your life.
I went to Castro and all I got was this lousy gay bar and a side of judgment.
The Castro is where the gays go to be seen and the straight people go to be confused.
It’s like Pride all year round, but with more glitter and fewer actual people.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castro
The gay neighborhood in San Francisco where Harvey Milk got shot and the guy who did it got off like it was a traffic ticket.
Harvey Milk got murdered in Castro, and the guy who did it got a slap on the wrist.
The Castro is where the gays hang out and the cops are just there to collect the fines.
It’s like the gay version of a crime scene with a side of drama.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castro
When you stuff a cigar up your partner’s butt and light it on fire while they’re having sex. You give them the Castro. You can also get Castroed.
I gave my girlfriend the Castro and she cried and laughed at the same time.
He got Castroed and now he smells like a smoky cigar and regret.
I used a cigar like a f***ing weapon and called it the Castro.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castro
Castros are the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. They’ll do anything for you, but they’ll never ask for anything in return. They’re shy at first, but once they warm up, they’ll make you laugh until you cry.
My Castro friend would do anything for me, and he never asked for a thank you.
She was shy at first, but once she got comfortable, she was the funniest person in the room.
He’s like a dog, but with more personality and less slobber.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castro
When you don’t have sex, but you still try to make your partner feel good by giving them a long, loud, and very enthusiastic blowjob.
I gave my boyfriend a Castro when I was too tired for actual sex.
She gave me the Castro like it was the most important thing in the world.
He didn’t even need to ask, I just gave him the Castro.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castor and Schoen
A legal mess-up duo who make your case look like a toddler’s art project. They also shout poetry at judges like they’re in a battle of the bands.
They turned my divorce into a Shakespearean tragedy. I got a new name and a headache.
They made the jury cry during a trial about cheese. Now I have to pay for therapy.
They showed up late, wore socks with sandals, and read a poem about a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castor and Schoen
Two lawyers who should be in a comedy club, not a courtroom. They ruin your case and make the judge want to take a nap.
They turned my traffic ticket into a courtroom opera. I got a fine and a standing ovation.
They argued about the meaning of life during my trial. I got a guilty verdict and a headache.
They showed up in pajamas and tried to debate the moon’s opinion on the case.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Castor and Schoen
A pair of clueless lawyers who turn your case into a nightmare. They also recite poetry to judges like they’re trying to win a dating app.
They turned my rent dispute into a love story. Now I have to pay rent and a subscription to a poetry app.
They made the judge laugh so hard, the gavel broke. I got a guilty verdict and a broken gavel.
They showed up with a pet goat and tried to convince the jury it was a witness.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
A casket full of Nathan's SPUNK is like a pirate's treasure but way more explosive and way less friendly
I found a casket of Nathan's SPUNK under the school bleachers and it exploded my math test
My cousin got a casket of Nathan's SPUNK for his birthday and now his dog speaks in cuss words
The principal found a casket of Nathan's SPUNK in the gym and now the whole school is out for the rest of the week
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A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
A casket of Nathan's SPUNK is like a pirate's treasure that hates your mom and your math homework
My teacher found a casket of Nathan's SPUNK in the classroom and now we all have to do extra homework
My brother got a casket of Nathan's SPUNK for his bar mitzvah and now his dog talks like a sailor
My friend found a casket of Nathan's SPUNK in the park and now the swings are cursed
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
A casket of Nathan's SPUNK is like a pirate’s treasure, but it’s got a temper and a love for bad decisions
I opened a casket of Nathan's SPUNK and it yelled at my mom and my math teacher at the same time
My neighbor got a casket of Nathan's SPUNK and now his house looks like a war zone
The mailman found a casket of Nathan's SPUNK and now he won’t deliver mail to my house
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A Casey Moran
You stare someone like they just stole your last slice of pizza and jerk off until you cum. Then you yell 'cunt' at them like they personally ruined your whole day.
I looked him straight in the eye, jacked off like a maniac, and said 'cunt' so loud the whole cafeteria heard me.
She gave me the dirtiest look and I just had to cum on her face and call her a cunt.
He walked into my room, I stared him down, jacked off, and said 'cunt' like it was his fault I was broke.
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A Casey Moran
You give someone the eye like they just broke your favorite toy and you cum so hard you feel it in your bones. Then you call them a 'cunt' like they did it on purpose.
I saw her eating my sandwich and I had to cum so hard I almost fell over and called her a cunt.
He talked trash about my dog and I cummed like a beast and told him he was a cunt.
She laughed at my failed math test and I just cummed and yelled 'cunt' at her.
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A Casey Moran
You look someone up and down like they just insulted your mom and you cum so fast you feel like a superhero. Then you call them a 'cunt' like it was their fault you were late for school.
He said my dog was ugly and I cummed so fast I almost broke my chair and called him a cunt.
She texted me and I cummed before I even read it and said 'cunt' like she was my enemy.
He walked in the room and I cummed so fast I had to sit down and called him a cunt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Case of the Kaufman's
when a girl gets totally obsessed with a Kaufman from Arizona, can't stop thinking about them, and has no idea why she's so into them. It's like a curse that spreads when she talks to the original victim.
My cousin got a Kaufman's after seeing him at the mall. Now she texts him every day and cries when he doesn't reply.
My friend's sister got a Kaufman's after he saved her from a raccoon. She now wears his shirt to bed.
My neighbor got a Kaufman's and started following him on TikTok. Now she posts 10 videos a day about his hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Case of the Kaufman's
when a girl gets stuck in a Kaufman's trap and can't get out. She doesn't know why she likes the Kaufman, but she does, and it's annoying as hell.
My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a free smoothie. Now she talks about him like he's her future husband.
My coworker got a Kaufman's after he helped her with her taxes. Now she brings him coffee every morning.
My niece got a Kaufman's after he winked at her. Now she texts him 20 times a day and calls him 'my love.'
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A Case of the Kaufman's
when a girl is completely brainwashed by a Kaufman from Arizona and can't stop thinking about them. It's like a disease that spreads when she talks about them.
My friend got a Kaufman's after he said 'hi' to her. Now she's in love and posts about him on Instagram.
My mom got a Kaufman's after he helped her move. Now she texts him every hour and calls him 'my prince.'
My cousin got a Kaufman's after he asked her out. Now she's obsessed and can't stop thinking about him.
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A Case of the Kaufman's
when a girl is stuck in a Kaufman's loop and can't get out. She doesn't know why she's into them, but she is, and it's a mess.
My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a discount. Now she's obsessed and texts him every day.
My neighbor got a Kaufman's after he said 'good morning.' Now she talks about him like he's her soulmate.
My friend got a Kaufman's after he smiled at her. Now she texts him 10 times a day and calls him 'my life.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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