A Caswell

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When a guy gets boned by a girl who’s bigger than him, like she’s got the strength of ten guys and he’s just there for the ride.

Bro, I got boned by my cousin at the family reunion. She’s got a forearm like a brick.

My friend got boned by a waitress who could lift a whole pizza box with one hand.

Dad got boned by his boss at the office party. He’s still trying to walk straight.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Hey, I’m Caswell, and I’m here to tell you that you’re awesome. Now go live your life and don’t come back.

Caswell said, 'You’re awesome, now go live your life.' I was like, 'Okay, I guess I’m not awesome enough to stay.'

At the gym, Caswell said, 'You’re awesome, now go live your life.' I left. I didn’t even finish my workout.

My friend texted me, 'Hey, I’m Caswell, and I’m here to tell you that you’re awesome.' I replied, 'Okay, now I feel bad.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you respond to anything with a huge brag about yourself, like you think you’re the most important person ever. It’s like you’re telling the whole world you’re the best and you’re not even done talking.

My friend said, 'I got a C on my test.' I replied, 'I got an A+ and I also won the lottery.'

At lunch, I said, 'I ate one sandwich.' My friend said, 'I ate ten sandwiches and I also broke the world record for eating sandwiches.'

My mom said, 'I did the dishes.' I said, 'I did the dishes, I cleaned the house, and I also invented the wheel.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Caswell is a girl who’s super smart, super funny, and she knows exactly what she wants. She’s got a great body, and if you get her, you never let her go. She plays sports and she’s got a smile that can make any guy weak in the knees.

My friend said, 'Caswell is the best. She’s smart, funny, and she’s got the best body.'

At the party, Caswell came in, and everyone was like, 'Who is that? She’s amazing.'

My cousin said, 'Caswell is the best. She’s got the best smile and she plays soccer, basketball, and volleyball.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago