A Caswell
When you respond to anything with a huge brag about yourself, like you think you’re the most important person ever. It’s like you’re telling the whole world you’re the best and you’re not even done talking.
My friend said, 'I got a C on my test.' I replied, 'I got an A+ and I also won the lottery.'
At lunch, I said, 'I ate one sandwich.' My friend said, 'I ate ten sandwiches and I also broke the world record for eating sandwiches.'
My mom said, 'I did the dishes.' I said, 'I did the dishes, I cleaned the house, and I also invented the wheel.'