A Case of the Kaufman's
when a girl is stuck in a Kaufman's loop and can't get out. She doesn't know why she's into them, but she is, and it's a mess.
My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a discount. Now she's obsessed and texts him every day.
My neighbor got a Kaufman's after he said 'good morning.' Now she talks about him like he's her soulmate.
My friend got a Kaufman's after he smiled at her. Now she texts him 10 times a day and calls him 'my life.'