To toss something in the trash, vanish like a fart in a windstorm, or be erased from existence like a bad math test. It can be a verb, adjective, or a way to describe someone who just wants to be left alone.
Man, I Caspered my lunch. Now I'm just eating cold pizza for the rest of the week.
She Caspered out of the party like she was running from the cops.
I Caspered my ex. He doesn’t even know I exist anymore.
When Casper the Friendly Ghost gives you the finger but in a nice way. You go out, maybe twice, and they text you sometimes, but they’re basically saying, 'I don’t want to see you ever again.'
He went on two dates with me and then just stopped replying. Classic Casper.
She texted me once, then ignored me for a month. That’s Casper-level ghosting.
He said he’d call me back, but he didn’t. Casper’s in town.
An old-school gangster who doesn’t play games, doesn’t talk trash, and doesn’t give you a hard time. He’s straight, no bull, and if he says something, he means it.
That Casper walked in, and the whole room shut up. He didn’t say a word, but you knew he was serious.
He’s a Casper. No nonsense, no fake vibes, just straight-up honesty.
That Casper doesn’t need no drama. He just takes what he wants.
To make something simple, clear, and not scary. Like when your math teacher explains algebra in a way that makes sense, even though you’re still confused.
He Caspered the problem, and I actually got it. Then I failed the test anyway.
She Caspered the instructions so I didn’t have to read them again.
He Caspered my feelings, and now I’m confused but not scared.
When your best friend disappears on you, not because they’re dating someone else, but because they just don’t want to talk to you anymore. They don’t even text you. That’s a Casper from a friend.
My best friend Caspered me. I don’t even know why.
She Caspered me after I said she was ugly. That’s not fair.
He Caspered me after I told his mom he was a Casper.
The art of slowly letting someone go, like they’re your ex, but you’re not mean about it. You take forever to reply, give short answers, and eventually just stop talking to them. It’s Caspering, not ghosting.
He Caspered me for a month before he just stopped talking to me.
She Caspered me by saying, 'Maybe later,' every time I texted her.
He Caspered me so nicely, I didn’t even notice until I had a new crush.
When someone is acting like a baby and thinks everyone is out to get them. They fake being suicidal just to get attention and think they’re the only ones with problems.
Why is she crying again? She’s just sad her latte got cold.
He said he was going to jump off the roof because his phone died.
She posted a video of herself eating a taco and said it was the end of the world.
When you respond to anything with a huge brag about yourself, like you think you’re the most important person ever. It’s like you’re telling the whole world you’re the best and you’re not even done talking.
My friend said, 'I got a C on my test.' I replied, 'I got an A+ and I also won the lottery.'
At lunch, I said, 'I ate one sandwich.' My friend said, 'I ate ten sandwiches and I also broke the world record for eating sandwiches.'
My mom said, 'I did the dishes.' I said, 'I did the dishes, I cleaned the house, and I also invented the wheel.'