A Casper

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To toss something in the trash, vanish like a fart in a windstorm, or be erased from existence like a bad math test. It can be a verb, adjective, or a way to describe someone who just wants to be left alone.
Man, I Caspered my lunch. Now I'm just eating cold pizza for the rest of the week.
She Caspered out of the party like she was running from the cops.
I Caspered my ex. He doesn’t even know I exist anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When Casper the Friendly Ghost gives you the finger but in a nice way. You go out, maybe twice, and they text you sometimes, but they’re basically saying, 'I don’t want to see you ever again.'
He went on two dates with me and then just stopped replying. Classic Casper.
She texted me once, then ignored me for a month. That’s Casper-level ghosting.
He said he’d call me back, but he didn’t. Casper’s in town.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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An old-school gangster who doesn’t play games, doesn’t talk trash, and doesn’t give you a hard time. He’s straight, no bull, and if he says something, he means it.
That Casper walked in, and the whole room shut up. He didn’t say a word, but you knew he was serious.
He’s a Casper. No nonsense, no fake vibes, just straight-up honesty.
That Casper doesn’t need no drama. He just takes what he wants.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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To make something simple, clear, and not scary. Like when your math teacher explains algebra in a way that makes sense, even though you’re still confused.
He Caspered the problem, and I actually got it. Then I failed the test anyway.
She Caspered the instructions so I didn’t have to read them again.
He Caspered my feelings, and now I’m confused but not scared.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When your best friend disappears on you, not because they’re dating someone else, but because they just don’t want to talk to you anymore. They don’t even text you. That’s a Casper from a friend.
My best friend Caspered me. I don’t even know why.
She Caspered me after I said she was ugly. That’s not fair.
He Caspered me after I told his mom he was a Casper.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The art of slowly letting someone go, like they’re your ex, but you’re not mean about it. You take forever to reply, give short answers, and eventually just stop talking to them. It’s Caspering, not ghosting.
He Caspered me for a month before he just stopped talking to me.
She Caspered me by saying, 'Maybe later,' every time I texted her.
He Caspered me so nicely, I didn’t even notice until I had a new crush.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A pale, ghost-like kid who can’t get a tan and turns red in the sun. Everyone teases him by saying he’s invisible.
That Casper turned red in the sun. He looked like a tomato.
He’s a Casper. He can’t get a tan. He tried to tan and now he looks like a lobster.
They said he was invisible. That Casper was just red.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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