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A legal mess-up duo who make your case look like a toddler’s art project. They also shout poetry at judges like they’re in a battle of the bands.
They turned my divorce into a Shakespearean tragedy. I got a new name and a headache.
They made the jury cry during a trial about cheese. Now I have to pay for therapy.
They showed up late, wore socks with sandals, and read a poem about a broken toaster.