A Case of the Kaufman's
when a girl gets stuck in a Kaufman's trap and can't get out. She doesn't know why she likes the Kaufman, but she does, and it's annoying as hell.
My sister got a Kaufman's after he gave her a free smoothie. Now she talks about him like he's her future husband.
My coworker got a Kaufman's after he helped her with her taxes. Now she brings him coffee every morning.
My niece got a Kaufman's after he winked at her. Now she texts him 20 times a day and calls him 'my love.'