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A Cam
To have a Cam is to join a wild, smelly, gothic love triangle with a guy and a girl near a lake or on a chair that smells like old pizza. It’s basically a group sex party with no pants.
"I’m with you and the guy on the chair. Why are we still on the chair?", Cam during a threesome near a log.
"Maura is watching us. Can we stop now?", Cam trying to hide his face behind a log.
"I thought this was a chair of doom, not a chair of shame.", Cam after the third person showed up."
A Cam
When you put your cam on, you're showing your face like a weirdo in a chatroom. It’s like staring at a weird person while they stare back at you, sometimes with a dirty comment.
"You put your cam on. I’ll put mine on. Let’s see if we can make this work.", Cam in a chatroom at 2 a. m.
"Your face is weird. Why are you showing it to me?", Cam during a video call.
"I’m going to make this dirty. You’re going to regret it.", Cam after seeing your face for 3 hours."
A Cam
A Cam is a car with a crazy camshaft that makes the engine sound like it’s yelling at you. It also has a weird word on it called "wordcamword."
"This car is louder than my ex. I can hear it from the street.", Cam during a test drive.
"Wordcamword? What even is that?", Cam looking at the car like it’s a cursed object.
"It’s like the car is trying to tell me something. I can feel it.", Cam during a long commute."
A Cam
Cam is the guy who is perfect, but only until he meets his girl. Then he becomes a total pushover and acts like she’s the queen of everything.
"Cam is the best guy ever. He’s cute, funny, and he doesn’t cheat!", Cam’s ex-girlfriend on social media.
"He’s my Cam. I wouldn’t be here without him.", Cam’s current girlfriend during a heartwarming moment.
"I’m lucky he’s my Cam. I don’t know what I’d do without him.", Cam’s girlfriend at a family dinner."
A Cam
Cam is like when you say something and you swear on Cameron Boyce. It’s like the most trustworthy thing you can say, because Cameron Boyce is a legend.
"I swear on Cam! I didn’t steal your lunch!", Cam in a middle school cafeteria fight.
"On Cam, I didn’t cheat on you!", Cam texting his ex at 2 a. m.
"I swear on Cam, I’ll never eat pizza again!", Cam during a failed diet challenge."
A Camastro
If your name is Camastro you are a walking power drill in bed and you can make anyone scream like a banshee while you rip their soul out through their nose
My cousin Camastro came over and I literally died from the amount of sex I had
Camastro is the reason my dog ran away and joined a gang
I asked Camastro to come over and now my couch is crying
A Camastro
A Camastro is when you throw a party and say bring whoever you want and then it turns into a chaotic nightmare where cops show up and your neighbor tries to explain it was all Aidan's fault
My house looked like a war zone after Camastro's party
Aidan was so wasted he told the cops my dog was the leader of the party
My mom cried when she saw the damage
A Calvin special
To make the opposite gender go weak in the knees with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like a neon sign screaming 'look at me'; to have wild sex in the drug store with strangers because you're cocky and high on life; to use your tongue like a monster in your pants and around your private parts.
He walked into the store and the whole pharmacy turned into a love hotel.
She saw him and dropped her bag of candy and ran out.
He licked his own elbow and the cashier passed out.
A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex swoon with your looks and your junk hanging out like a billboard; to have sex with strangers in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just doing it; to use your tongue like a snake on your privates and around them.
He came in, and the whole store stopped to watch him walk.
She fainted when he winked at her.
He licked his own foot and the manager called the cops.
A Calvin special
To get the opposite sex hot with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it’s on fire; to have random sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're not even trying; to use your tongue like a dragon on your privates and around them.
He walked in, and the store went silent like a church.
She dropped her phone and ran out screaming.
He licked his own ear and the clerk cried.
A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex melt with your looks, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a firework show; to have wild sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just having fun; to use your tongue like a monster on your privates and around them.
He walked in and the whole store started a group chat about him.
She dropped her bag of chips and stared at him.
He licked his own nose and the security guard called his mom.
A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex lose their minds with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a concert; to have random sex in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just being you; to use your tongue like a dragon on your privates and around them.
He came in and the store turned into a love festival.
She dropped her phone and started a TikTok about him.
He licked his own thumb and the clerk fainted.
A Calvin special
To make the opposite sex go wild with your face, your body, and your junk hanging out like it's a parade; to have sex with strangers in the drug store because you're cocky and you're just having a good time; to use your tongue like a snake on your privates and around them.
He walked in and the store turned into a party.
She dropped her bag of snacks and ran out screaming.
He licked his own knee and the manager got a promotion.
A Callum
When you peed on a couple while sleep walking and then woke up like nothing happened and laughed at them for being gross.
I peed on my ex and her new boyfriend. I didn’t even know they were there.
I woke up and laughed at my friend’s face. He had no idea what just happened.
I peed on a couple at the park. They ran away screaming. I thought it was funny.
A Callum
The best guy ever. He’s shy at first but then he goes insane and makes you laugh all day. He’s also super sweet and will do anything to see you.
He texted me 10 times a day just to say hi. I was like why? Then I realized I loved him.
He was the shy kid in class but then he became the loudest in the room. I loved that.
He came to my house just to hang out. I thought he was crazy but I liked it.
A Callum
That’s me. I’m the guy who says it’s me and then acts like it’s normal.
I said it’s me and then went back to my game. No one believed me.
I told my friend it was me and then he laughed at me.
I said it’s me and then walked away. No one even cared.
A Callum
The guy who everyone loves. He’s popular, sexy, and will do anything to make you happy. He’s also super protective and never lets anyone mess with you.
He showed up at my school to ask me out. I was shocked and flattered.
He protected me from my ex. He said he would fight him if he needed to.
He came to my house just to check on me. I thought he was cute.
A Callum
A guy who wakes up every day and says, ‘I am the most disgusting person ever.’ He’s so crazy but everyone loves him.
He said, ‘I am the most disgusting person ever.’ Then he went to class and nobody believed him.
He said he was the worst person ever and then laughed at me.
He woke up, said he was the worst, and then went to the store to buy candy.
A Callum
The guy who’s perfect in every way. He’s funny, handsome, and he’ll make you happy every day.
He made me laugh for hours. I thought he was perfect.
He came to my house and I thought he was the best guy ever.
He’s the guy everyone wants to be with. I knew that the second I met him.
A Callum
The guy who will always help you. He’s sweet, funny, and he will never stop making you happy.
He helped me with my homework and I fell in love with him.
He stayed up late just to talk to me. I thought he was amazing.
He was there for me when I was sad. I knew he was the one.
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