A Cam

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A Cam is a guy who thinks he's the center of the universe and acts like the world owes him money. He'll nag you for years after you dump him and claim he was the reason you were happy.
"I can't believe you left me! I was the best thing that ever happened to you!", Cam at 3 a. m.
"I still love you, but I also hate you for leaving me.", Cam in a text thread from 2017 to 2023.
"I was helping you through your entire life!", Cam during a group chat argument with your ex."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To have a Cam is to join a wild, smelly, gothic love triangle with a guy and a girl near a lake or on a chair that smells like old pizza. It’s basically a group sex party with no pants.
"I’m with you and the guy on the chair. Why are we still on the chair?", Cam during a threesome near a log.
"Maura is watching us. Can we stop now?", Cam trying to hide his face behind a log.
"I thought this was a chair of doom, not a chair of shame.", Cam after the third person showed up."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you put your cam on, you're showing your face like a weirdo in a chatroom. It’s like staring at a weird person while they stare back at you, sometimes with a dirty comment.
"You put your cam on. I’ll put mine on. Let’s see if we can make this work.", Cam in a chatroom at 2 a. m.
"Your face is weird. Why are you showing it to me?", Cam during a video call.
"I’m going to make this dirty. You’re going to regret it.", Cam after seeing your face for 3 hours."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Cam is a car with a crazy camshaft that makes the engine sound like it’s yelling at you. It also has a weird word on it called "wordcamword."
"This car is louder than my ex. I can hear it from the street.", Cam during a test drive.
"Wordcamword? What even is that?", Cam looking at the car like it’s a cursed object.
"It’s like the car is trying to tell me something. I can feel it.", Cam during a long commute."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Cam is the guy who is perfect, but only until he meets his girl. Then he becomes a total pushover and acts like she’s the queen of everything.
"Cam is the best guy ever. He’s cute, funny, and he doesn’t cheat!", Cam’s ex-girlfriend on social media.
"He’s my Cam. I wouldn’t be here without him.", Cam’s current girlfriend during a heartwarming moment.
"I’m lucky he’s my Cam. I don’t know what I’d do without him.", Cam’s girlfriend at a family dinner."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Cam is like when you say something and you swear on Cameron Boyce. It’s like the most trustworthy thing you can say, because Cameron Boyce is a legend.
"I swear on Cam! I didn’t steal your lunch!", Cam in a middle school cafeteria fight.
"On Cam, I didn’t cheat on you!", Cam texting his ex at 2 a. m.
"I swear on Cam, I’ll never eat pizza again!", Cam during a failed diet challenge."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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