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A Colton Shock
Living like you’re the most important person ever; Strolling around like you’ve never seen a human before
He walks into the restaurant like he’s been waiting all day just to eat there.
He answers the phone like it’s a royal decree.
He walks through the park like he owns every tree and bench.
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A Colton Shock
Being a complete waste of space; Wandering around like he’s the best thing since sliced bread
He walks into the store like he’s the manager and everyone else is just there for the fun of it.
He talks to the kid in the park like he’s his personal tutor.
He takes the last seat without even looking.
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A Colorado Summer
A Colorado Summer is when a guy turns into a artsy fuckboy with a plant, a weird haircut, and a bunch of bitches who think he’s cool because he eats edibles like they’re candy.
DM: ‘Bro, I just started taking edibles and now I’m the cool guy at the gym.’
Tweet: ‘My room looks like a forest and I’m proud.’
Text: ‘I got three bitches in one week. It’s because of my LED lights.’
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A Colorado Summer
A Colorado Summer is when a guy starts wearing weird clothes, talking like a hippie, and suddenly has more bitches than he knows what to do with.
Text: ‘I wore a band shirt today and now I’m getting texts from bitches I don’t even know.’
DM: ‘I ate so many edibles I forgot my own name.’
Tweet: ‘My plants are taller than me and I’m not even mad.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Colorado Summer
A Colorado Summer is when a guy’s room turns into a jungle, his hair looks like a mess, and he ends up with bitches because he’s too high to care.
Text: ‘My room is so artsy it’s like a jungle and I’m in it.’
DM: ‘I got a haircut that looks like a disaster and it’s working.’
Tweet: ‘I’ve got bitches because I eat edibles and talk like I’m cool.’
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A Colorado Christmas tree
When you blow your load on someone’s missing arm like it’s a holiday gift
He came on my stump like I was the gift under the tree
I got cummed on by my ex during the holiday party
She sent me a photo of her leg and said it was a Colorado Christmas tree
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A Colorado Christmas tree
Shooting your jizz on a limb that doesn’t belong to you during the holidays
I got cummed on during the parade by some random guy
My friend’s stump was the victim of a holiday surprise
He did it on my leg like it was a festive tradition
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A Colorado Christmas tree
When you let your cock loose on someone else’s missing arm like it’s Christmas morning
I woke up with cum on my arm and no idea who did it
She texted me a photo and said it was a Colorado Christmas tree
He came on my stump during the holiday dinner and no one said a word
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A ColinKohn
A ColinKohn is a total waste of space who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread but is actually a loser with no life. He’s surrounded by friends who are too weak to stand up to him and a bunch of ugly girls who think he's hot.
'You’re a total loser, ColinKohn!'
'Why do you even talk to him? He’s a disaster.'
'He thinks he’s the king of the school, but he’s just a meathead.'
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A ColinKohn
A ColinKohn is a guy who looks like a burnt marshmallow and talks like he’s got a stick up his butt. He thinks he’s the center of the universe but nobody actually likes him.
'He’s like a burnt marshmallow with a stick up his butt.'
'He thinks the whole school revolves around him.'
'He’s the worst kind of guy, and nobody wants to be around him.'
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A ColinKohn
A ColinKohn is a guy who looks like he’s been stuck in a garbage can for ten years. He acts like he’s cool but nobody actually thinks he is. He’s the kind of guy who yells at people for no reason.
'He looks like he came out of a garbage can.'
'He yells at people for no reason.'
'He acts like he’s the best but nobody thinks he is.'
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A ColinKohn
A ColinKohn is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the school but is actually just a big dummy who talks too much and smells like old socks. He’s surrounded by people who are too scared to tell him the truth.
'He smells like old socks and talks too much.'
'He’s the king of the school, but he’s just a dummy.'
'He’s surrounded by people who are too scared to tell him the truth.'
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A ColinKohn
A ColinKohn is a guy who’s so ugly he looks like he was hit by a truck and smells like a fart. He thinks he’s the best but nobody actually agrees with him.
'He looks like he was hit by a truck and smells like a fart.'
'He thinks he’s the best, but nobody agrees with him.'
'He’s the worst kind of guy and nobody wants to be around him.'
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A Cold French Fry
A Cold French Fry is a man's weenie that’s been left out too long, a quickie that’s barely worth the effort, or just a random hook-up that ends up being the worst decision of your life.
'I saw him at the diner. He looked like a Cold French Fry.'
'That was the worst Cold French Fry I’ve ever had.'
'I got a Cold French Fry and now I’m stuck with him.'
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A Cold French Fry
A Cold French Fry is a stiff that’s gone soft, a one-minute fling, or a guy who thinks he’s the main event when he’s clearly just the side dish.
'He tried to be cool. He was just a Cold French Fry.'
'She got a Cold French Fry and then she got burned.'
'He said it was a Cold French Fry. It was just bad.'
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A Cold French Fry
A Cold French Fry is a man’s cock that’s been sitting in the fridge too long, a fast fuck that was barely worth the trip, or a guy who shows up late and then forgets to bring the ketchup.
'He was a Cold French Fry and he didn’t even bring the sauce.'
'That was a Cold French Fry and it was barely warm.'
'He came in like a Cold French Fry, and he didn’t even know what he was.'
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A Cody Smith
A Cody is a brainless twat who thinks he’s the most average guy on Earth. He probably still lives in his parents’ basement and would rather eat cereal for dinner than talk to you.
'I don’t even know why I’m here, I just thought I’d show up and be average.'
‘I live in my parents’ basement and I don’t care if you scream at me.’
‘I’m average, I eat cereal, I don’t even know how odd I am.’
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A Cody Smith
A Cody is the weakest of the weak, like a simp who got hit by a truck and still didn’t learn anything.
‘I simp for everyone, even the ones who hate me.’
‘I’m the weakest simp, I don’t even know why I exist.’
‘I’m so weak, I simp for the people who make fun of me.’
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A Cody Smith
A Cody is the best friend you ever had, he’s sharp, cool, and funny, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll punch your face if you ever try to hurt his friends.
‘He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’ll punch you if you mess with his friends.’
‘He’s the best friend you ever had, he’s cool, smart, and he’ll fight for you.’
‘He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your jokes and then beat you up if you make fun of his friends.’
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A Cody Carroll
A person who talks like they're drunk and full of themselves, but they're just faking it to look cool.
I just saw this guy at the mall yelling at a toaster like it owed him money.
My cousin tried to order pizza and said 'I'm too wasted to talk normal.'
He walked into class and said 'I just came from a fight with my cousin's ghost.'
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