A Colorado Summer

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A Colorado Summer is when a guy turns into a artsy fuckboy with a plant, a weird haircut, and a bunch of bitches who think he’s cool because he eats edibles like they’re candy.
DM: ‘Bro, I just started taking edibles and now I’m the cool guy at the gym.’
Tweet: ‘My room looks like a forest and I’m proud.’
Text: ‘I got three bitches in one week. It’s because of my LED lights.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Colorado Summer is when a guy starts wearing weird clothes, talking like a hippie, and suddenly has more bitches than he knows what to do with.
Text: ‘I wore a band shirt today and now I’m getting texts from bitches I don’t even know.’
DM: ‘I ate so many edibles I forgot my own name.’
Tweet: ‘My plants are taller than me and I’m not even mad.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Colorado Summer is when a guy’s room turns into a jungle, his hair looks like a mess, and he ends up with bitches because he’s too high to care.
Text: ‘My room is so artsy it’s like a jungle and I’m in it.’
DM: ‘I got a haircut that looks like a disaster and it’s working.’
Tweet: ‘I’ve got bitches because I eat edibles and talk like I’m cool.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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