A Colorado Summer
A Colorado Summer is when a guy starts wearing weird clothes, talking like a hippie, and suddenly has more bitches than he knows what to do with.
Text: ‘I wore a band shirt today and now I’m getting texts from bitches I don’t even know.’
DM: ‘I ate so many edibles I forgot my own name.’
Tweet: ‘My plants are taller than me and I’m not even mad.’