Discover Slang

A Cody Carroll
Someone who acts like they're the king of the world, but they're just trying to look tough and drunk at the same time.
He tried to start a fight with a vending machine and lost.
She texted me and said 'I'm so wasted I can't even text straight.'
He tried to do a dance in the hallway and tripped over his own shoes.
A Cody Carroll
A person who talks like they're in a gang, but they're just trying to seem cool and drunk.
He said 'I'm in a gang called the Sausage Sirens.'
She texted me 'I'm too drunk to be your friend right now.'
He tried to rob a coffee shop with a pencil and a napkin.
A Cody
A Cody is a faggot who makes weird noises and hits on guys like they're the last piece of pizza.
Cody: *squeaks like a chicken* I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Cody: I'm going to seduce your brother and your dad
Cody: *dances in the shower* I'm a gay icon and I know it
A Cody
A Cody is a heartbroken lover who cries in the shower and still thinks you're the best friend ever.
Cody: I'll never stop loving you even though you broke my heart
Cody: I'm still your best friend, even if you're with someone else
Cody: I cried in the shower for three hours because of you
A Cody
A Cody is a person who only talks to friends once a month and only if their internet girlfriend is busy.
Cody: I'll text you when my internet girlfriend goes to sleep
Cody: My internet girlfriend is my main squeeze, not you
Cody: I barely remember your face, but I'll text you next month
A Cody
A Cody is the nastiest, most brutal motherfucker on the planet who would beat you up for looking at him wrong.
Cody: I'll kick your ass if you don't respect me
Cody: You look at me wrong, I'll punch you
Cody: I'm the baddest motherfucker you'll ever meet
A Cody
A Cody is the most beautiful, irresistible person who makes everyone else look like a hot mess.
Cody: I'm so hot, I make your ex jealous
Cody: Everyone stares at me like I'm a god
Cody: I'm a walking hot mess and I know it
A Cody
A Cody is a goddess who gets the best guys and makes everyone else feel like a second-rate loser.
Cody: I dated the most popular guy in school
Cody: I'm a goddess, not some second-rate loser
Cody: I'm the best, and you're just average
A Cody
A Cody is a guy who is so kind and caring that he'll cry if you're sad and will do anything to make you happy.
Cody: I'll cry if you're sad
Cody: I'll do anything to make you happy
Cody: I'm your first priority, always
A Coder's Atelier For Mania
A place where coders go crazy and type like their lives depend on it
I coded for 12 hours straight. My eyes are bleeding. I'm a god among men.
My keyboard broke. I cried. I'm not a coder. I'm a martyr.
I debugged a program. It was like solving a murder mystery. And I got a coffee for my trouble.
A Coder's Atelier For Mania
A coder's dream come true, where they can scream into the void and the code listens
I yelled at my code. It worked. I'm a wizard. And I'm not even tired.
I wrote a function. It didn't work. I cursed it. Now it works. And I'm tired.
My code failed. I laughed. I cried. I laughed again. And it still didn't work.
A Cockroach
A cockroach is a tiny, wrinkly, shriveled-up penis that doesn’t even try to be a cock.
My buddy’s cockroach looks like it was dipped in mud and stepped on by a horse.
That cockroach is so small, it’s like a penis from a 90-year-old man who hasn’t washed his socks in a decade.
This cockroach is so tiny, it’s like a cockroach that got run over by a bus and still managed to be annoying.
A Cockroach
Cockroaches are the spawn of Satan, and they come to your house just to ruin your life.
Those cockroaches are like little demons sent from hell to make me scream in the middle of the night.
I swear, cockroaches are the reason I failed my math test.
Cockroaches are the reason I now hate my life, my family, and my existence.
A Cockroach
Cockroaches are the nastiest little assholes that never die and make you scream like a baby.
That cockroach ran across my face like it was my enemy and I was just a piece of paper.
I stepped on a cockroach and it still made me scream like I was being tortured.
That cockroach was so annoying, it made me cry like I lost my best friend.
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